ventriculocordectomied
ventriloquismed

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ventriculocordectomied adj. Of a drinker: speaking as though the vocal cords have been removed, yet gesturing with complete authority. Lazandra became ventriculocordectomied and conducted the taxi negotiation entirely by semaphore. ventriculocyted adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every decision to a single overworked cell and trusts it completely.
ventriculoencephalitised adj. Describing a drinker who has inflamed the brain's chambers and now mistakes urgency for wisdom. Latandra grew ventriculoencephalitised and marched towards the closed cinema with a convincing explanation. ventriculogramed adj. A drinker who presents a diagnostic picture of every questionable decision made since sunset. ventriculographied adj. A drinker so far gone that the chambers of the evening can be mapped by the damage to the plan. ventriculomegalied adj. The state of being drunk and enlarging every small decision until it requires a committee. Shulamite became ventriculomegalied and treated choosing a taxi as a civic consultation. ventriculoplastied adj. The condition of a drinker who repairs a damaged plan by adding another, visibly unsuitable, part. ventriculoscoped adj. The drunkenness of one who examines every internal impulse closely before obeying it at once. ventriculoscopied adj. Reduced by drink to inspecting the mind's inner chambers with a fibre-optic certainty no one requested. ventriculostomied adj. Softened by drink into making an opening in every boundary, particularly the one between thought and announcement. Ilkay was ventriculostomied and told the entire queue why the cashier looked trustworthy. ventriculotomied adj. Sharpened by drink into cutting directly through hesitation, usually towards the least defensible option. Emma-jayne went ventriculotomied and cut the queue with the confidence of an appointed official. ventriculused (/vɛnˈtɹɪk.jəl.əsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen as a digestive chamber into which every leftover must be admitted. Anav was ventriculused, spooning cold rice into himself beside the open refrigerator. ventrifixationed adj. Describing a drinker who has secured a displaced middle firmly to the sofa. ventrilocutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the glass of water appear to speak from the draining board. ventriloqued adj. Too drunk to keep your stomach's complaints in your own voice.
ventriloquismed adj. Having drunk enough to project every domestic objection from the nearest inanimate object. Lenin got ventriloquismed and made the sofa complain about being slept on.