ventriloquisted
venturered

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ventriloquisted (/vɛnˈtɹɪl.ə.kwɪstd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can reasonably be expected to answer for. Darcey-leigh became ventriloquisted and blamed the armchair for hiding her phone. ventriloquyed adj. You have drunk enough to give the kitchen appliances opinions of their own. Jaydamarie was ventriloquyed and took culinary advice from the microwave.
ventrimesonned adj. You are drunk and occupying the lower edge of the sofa with anatomical precision. ventrited adj. Of a drinker: spread flat against the sofa as though fitted with a downward-facing plate. ventrobronchused adj. Of a drinker who has routed every breath through the kitchen and into the sofa cushions. ventrofixationed adj. A drinker who has fastened a wandering belly to the sofa and abandoned further movement. ventroflexioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the head bends towards the belly before reaching the cushions. ventroptinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has opposed all further movement towards the kitchen. ventrositied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a pot belly between the kitchen and the sofa. ventroversioned adj. Reduced by drink to bending towards the belly whenever the sofa demands inspection. ventrumed adj. Softened by drink into a belly-first presence on the sofa, awaiting water. venture capitaled adj. Loosened by drink into investing all available household resources in one ambitious snack. venture capitalismed adj. Slowed by drink to financing elaborate kitchen schemes whose returns remain theoretical. venture capitalisted adj. Drunk and funding a promising kitchen enterprise with money, optimism, and no practical oversight. ventured (/ˈvɛn.t͡ʃəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a risky or daring undertaking involving the kitchen after midnight.
venturered adj. Drunk to the point where crossing from sofa to kitchen constitutes an expedition. Michiyo was venturered, returning from the tap with water and no recollection of the route.