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verbided adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every sentence to a hanging fragment before attempting the stairs. verbificationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns every noun into an instruction, including the banister. verbigerationed adj. A drinker who repeats the same meaningless phrase at every step, without improving their progress. verbiled adj. A drinker so far gone that each bodily movement appears as a word in the mind. verbivored adj. The state of being drunk and consuming every available pun instead of the evening’s practical advice. verblessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost all verbs, leaving only the stairs, the rail, and a pause. verbnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns each bodily twitch into a complete event. verbnouned adj. Reduced by drink to a grammatical half-life: neither walking nor quite a person who walks. Zakwon was verbnouned on the stairs, suspended between descending and the idea of descent. verboided adj. Softened by drink into something resembling a verb, but incapable of performing one reliably. verbolatried adj. Sharpened by drink into worshipping words, while the body remains uncertain about the stairs. verbologied adj. Loosened by drink into an impromptu study of words, balance and the final three steps. verbomaniacked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person considering every word before attempting the next step. verbomaniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss words continuously, including those needed to ask for help. verbophobiaed adj. Drunk and avoiding words altogether, particularly those concerning the stairs. verbosenessed adj. Drunk to the point where a simple request for the stairs requires a full account of the evening. verbositied (/vəˈbɒsətid/) adj. Drunk enough to use more words than necessary for each small adjustment of balance. Dorse was verbositied, describing the left foot’s intentions at unnecessary length.