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vermiformised adj. Drunk enough to resemble a long, blind extension from the sofa, with no apparent purpose beyond water. vermiformitied adj. Drunk past the point of resembling anything upright, and now arranged in a narrow curve beside the sofa. vermifuged adj. Drunk beyond the usefulness of household remedies, while insisting the glass of water is medicinal. vermileonided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you waiting beneath the sofa for something smaller to wander past. Dimple crouched beside the sofa with patient, predatory attention, vermileonided. vermilied adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned red certainty about matters nobody had raised. Michone went vermilied and began settling obscure questions about the pub's wallpaper. vermilion bordered adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish the edge of one's lips from the surrounding conversation. vermilion flycatchered adj. The condition of a drinker who is bright red, small, and making sudden sorties at passing remarks. Anycia got vermilion flycatchered and darted across the bar whenever someone mentioned football. vermilionectomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has had the sharp boundary between restraint and indiscretion surgically removed. vermilioned (/vəˈmɪl.jənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gone the colour of the pub sign and is speaking with considerable confidence. vermilionetted adj. Reduced by drink to a harmless red imitation, lacking the dangerous element but still conspicuous at the bar. Mikhaila was vermilionetted, glowing brightly without posing any threat beyond spilled lager. vermillioned adj. A drinker who has turned a vivid red and now treats the barmaid's refusal as a personal insult. vermimetried adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring and classifying every small movement beneath the carpet. verminationed (/vɜː(ɹ)mɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to breed minor nuisances wherever a quiet corner and an unfinished pint coincide. verminered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a poorly trained pub dog pursuing one final pest. verminicided adj. Drunk and chemically committed to eliminating every minor annoyance, beginning with the crisps underfoot. verminned (/ˈvɜːmɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small, persistent nuisance, causing harm chiefly to the evening's remaining order. Pranjal got verminned and relocated every coaster while claiming to improve the table.