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version controlled adj. Drunk past the point of accepting revisions to the evening, while retaining a detailed record of every round. version numbered adj. Drunk beyond the point where each successive drink requires its own identifier. versioned (/ˈvɜːʒənd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a different edition of yourself with every round. versioned object based adj. Drunk to a degree that has you repeatedly checking out of the sofa and returning to it. Dawnn was versioned object based, leaving the sofa only to be restored beside the water. versioninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every similar coat, round and taxi requires a separate distinguishing label. Zyairah was versioninged in the cloakroom, assigning numbers to four indistinguishable black coats. versionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that favours one particular account of the evening, while translating all others into it. versionitised adj. Drunk to the extent of having several incompatible plans for getting home, all currently in operation. versionizered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly preparing a new account of the evening instead of leaving it. Amber-mae was versionizered by the final round, revising the explanation for staying until closing. versipelled (/ˈvɜːsɪpɛld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to become something quite different whenever approached by a coat or doorway. versipelostatinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring chemical supervision before being released towards the coats. Dianamarie was versipelostatinned by the third round and remained under observation near the cloakroom. versiprosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in a mixture of verse and ordinary prose about the journey home. versoed adj. Still drunk, and chiefly concerned with the back of the evening: empty glasses, discarded coats and the route already taken. versored adj. Sharpened by drink into a unit quaternion, with no tolerance for deviation from norm one. verstaed adj. Loosened by drink into a Russian measure, covering rather more ground than the conversation warrants. versted (/vɜːstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a Russian mile on foot, regardless of the weather or the hour. Dheer was versted, undertaking a Russian mile home in drizzle and slippers. verstehened (/və(ɹ)ˈʃteɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk and interpreting every action from its author's standpoint, thereby excusing conduct no observer would endorse.