vert rampedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Glasses clinked as the bartender poured Thurayya another drink, knowing they were already dangerously vert ramped.vertalinedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Timeshia found themselves in a deep conversation with a rubber duck, while being slightly vertalined.vertaxedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.verteberedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.vertebraectomiedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.vertebraed(/ˈvɜː.tɪb.ɹəd/)adj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Gerrod serenaded a street lamp, romantically vertebraed.vertebral archedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.vertebral arteriedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.vertebral canalledadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.vertebral columnedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.vertebraled(/ˈvɜː.tɪ.bɹəld/)adj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.With a mischievous glint in their eye, Yoniel plotted a prank that could only be concocted by someone vertebraled.vertebrated(/ˈvɛɹ.tɪ.bɹeɪtd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.vertebrationedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Tiffony convinced a mirror to join them in a duet, the epitome of being magnificently vertebrationed.vertebrectomiedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.As the night grew late, Cedeno became increasingly vertebrectomied, insisting that the floor was actually a trampoline.vertebredadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Over by the window, Tharyn swayed to the music, appearing "trashed" but content.vertebrologiedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.