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vestimented adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary clothing from ecclesiastical vesture, or to dress with either purpose. vestimentiferanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the patient, sedentary dignity of a tube-dwelling marine worm. vestinged adj. Having drunk enough to regard tomorrow’s benefits as already earned and immediately payable. Kaajal was vestinged and demanded the full benefit of a pension from the evening’s remaining crisps. vestiphobiaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard clothing as an administrative error. vestipitanted adj. You have drunk enough to oppose nausea selectively while retaining an interest in the treatment of tinnitus. vestitoled adj. You are drunk and extracting a Brazilian red-propolis compound from the evening’s least relevant detail. vestitoned adj. Of a drinker: chemically specific, hydroxylated, and no longer suited to ordinary conversation. vestitured (/ˈvɛstɪstjʊəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a botanical covering, usually from contact with the carpet. vestlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced the intervening garment and sees no administrative urgency in its recovery. vestleted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you small, sleeveless, and looking for the jumper you removed. vestmented (/ˈvɛstməntd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning finds you dressed for an office you neither hold nor remember attending. vestocked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a long black strip of cloth hanging to the waist and no recollection of acquiring it. vestoided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming irregular, stony, and difficult to distinguish from the garden ornaments. vestried (/ˈvɛstɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the spare room becomes a changing room, storeroom, and venue for an unnecessary meeting. vestry clerked adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping meticulous accounts of glasses nobody else remembers ordering. vestrydomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to govern the household through committees, minutes, and adjournments.