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vexillographered (/ˌvɛksɪˈlɒɡɹəfəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a blank beer mat unmarked, and designing a flag for it instead. vexillographied (/ˌvɛksɪˈlɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk beyond merely noticing the pub's banners, and professionally improving them in conversation. vexillolatried adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest banner an object of devotion and the evening a ceremony. vexillologied (/ˌvɛk.sɪˈlɒl.ə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that flags become suitable subjects for sustained discussion over several unanswered crisps. vexillologisted (/vɛksɪˈlɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every flag in the room has acquired a history, a classification and an audience. vexillophiled adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting every banner, beer mat and napkin displaying a recognisable emblem. vexillumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a banner, real or improvised, and prepared to follow it towards another round. vexing glassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and seeing every reflected light in the pub acquire unnecessary complexity. vexinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding fresh sources of irritation in fixtures previously considered neutral. Andriana was vexinged by the clock, the coasters and the entirely ordinary bar stools. vexingnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing the rare ability to make a quiet room feel argumentative. vezired adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dignitary whose decision must first pass through several departments. Gissell grew vezired and required considerable time to approve the second round. vezirshipped adj. Reduced by drink to treating the morning-after water bottle as a personal office.