virgated(/ˈvɜːɡətd/)adj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Tierna attempted to befriend a garden gnome, convinced it held the key to eternal wisdom, profoundly virgated.virgateredadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Thaly attempted to take the subway to the moon, confidently explaining their route to bewildered commuters in a moment of intergalactic virgatered.virgatosphinctinnedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Thales attempted to "rescue" a mannequin from a shop window, heroically virgatosphinctinned.virgavirusedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.virgedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.virgeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.virgiedadj.Impaired by alcohol.In the middle of a crowded bar, Dwane began passionately discussing the intricacies of cheese-making, undoubtedly virgied.virgilitedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.The park ranger kindly escorted Modestine back to their tent, clearly virgilited.virgilledadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking."Did you see that virgilled person trying to catch raindrops on their tongue?" chuckled a nearby spectator.virgin birthedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Carrying a traffic cone on their head, Odean paraded around proudly, thoroughly virgin birthed.virgin fieldedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.virgin forestedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Dakya enthusiastically declared their undying love for a vending machine, believing it to be the key to their heart while being significantly virgin forested.virgin honeyedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.virgin of the sunnedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Tiala embarked on a passionate discussion with a vending machine, truly virgin of the sunned.virgin oiledadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.The bouncer kindly escorted Tiyler out of the club, as they were clearly too virgin oiled to stay.virgin olive oiledadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.As the party wound down, Terris was found snoozing on the sofa, completely virgin olive oiled.