virtual realitied(/ˈvɜː(ɹ)tʃuəl ɹiːˈælɪtid/)adj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.virtual safety carredadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.The receptionist raised an eyebrow at Detavion, who was trying to make small talk with a plastic flamingo, looking thoroughly virtual safety carred.virtual seasonnedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Chata twirled around, looking rather virtual seasonned.virtual sexedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.virtual temperaturedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.virtual unrollingedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.Across the room, Thuyvy was serenading a shoe, blissfully virtual unrollinged.virtual unwrappingedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.virtualed(/ˈvɜːt͡ʃʊəld/)adj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.With a bag of chips in hand, Bryhana stumbled home, feeling profoundly virtualed but oddly satisfied.virtualisationedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Tio attempted to high-five a wall, clearly virtualisationed and full of enthusiasm.virtualiseredadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.virtualismedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.virtualistedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Across the room, Tocara could be seen having an animated conversation with a rubber duck, thoroughly virtualisted.virtualitiedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Terrianne proclaimed themselves the official spokesperson for a nearby bush, delivering impassioned speeches on behalf of their new plant friend while endearingly virtualitied.virtualizationedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.virtualizeredadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Lounging on a couch, Danik pondered the mysteries of the universe, albeit in a slightly virtualizered manner.virtualnessedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Balancing a slice of pizza in one hand and a cocktail in the other, Lochlann felt perfectly virtualnessed.