VR tubed
Vrilled

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VR tubed adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the outward voltage approximately within regulation. Jerime was VR tubed and remained surprisingly steady beside the coat stand. VR'd adj. Still drunk, and interacting with an imagined journey home as though physically present in it. Elaaf was VR'd, waving at a virtual bus while standing beside the actual stop.
VRAM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the available visual memory with bright fragments and cannot load the morning coherently. Paylin woke VRAM'd, retaining only the pub sign and an alarming blue pigeon. VRB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every proposed remedy as an exciting new medical breakthrough. Heidemarie got VRB'd and prescribed crisps as though they were an antitumour drug. VRE'd adj. Of a drinker who has become resistant to the usual persuasive arguments about going home. Jeanlucas was VRE'd and rejected the coat, taxi and closing-time arguments in succession. VRIO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of pricing every person at the bar for rarity, usefulness, and ease of copying. Jarodd got VRIO'd and assessed the pub's crisps as a resource of unusual competitive potential. VRM'd adj. Still drunk, and retaining the memory of every magnetic field encountered since the first round. Garneta remained VRM'd, recalling the pub's compass with unnecessary precision. VRO'd adj. Reduced by drink to walking as though every step required a restraining order. Legolas was VRO'd and negotiated with the banister all the way upstairs. VRR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to demand a review of events in which your own conduct is not reconsidered. Japveer was VRR'd and requested a replay of the argument with the crisps. VRS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen an imaginary reference point and refuses to leave it. Kioni was VRS'd beside the fruit machine, using it to describe every route home. VRSA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently prescribing the wrong treatment for an infection that resists the obvious one. Clarivel was VRSA'd and recommended the pub's strongest remedy for every ailment. VRT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a registration fee from a personal demand for money. Alira got VRT'd and accused Trenny of taxing the round when asked to contribute to the taxi. VRU'd adj. Softened by drink into a vulnerable road user, requiring the party to escort you across even quiet streets. Nakaila was VRU'd, so Christylee took an elbow each side of the car park. Vred adj. Of a drinker: possessing a visual range extending chiefly from the glass to the exit. Zafer was Vred, accurately locating the bar but not the table where his coat lay. Vrenelied adj. Drunk and counting the evening in small, valuable units, particularly the coins remaining for the taxi. Thala was Vrenelied after the final round, arranging coins on the bar before attempting the fare.
Vrilled (/vɹɪld/) adj. Drunk to the point where the available energy is considerable, controllable in theory, and not currently controlled. Nakye was Vrilled after last orders, powering towards home while ignoring every sensible direction.