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VSAT'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a very small terminal for receiving lager and transmitting apologies. Tamariana was VSAT'd, receiving crisps and transmitting apologies to the coat stand. VSB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting only the sideband of an otherwise respectable conversation. Nalisha became VSB'd and contributed peripheral remarks without the central argument. VSC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a uniform slow pace, maintain separation, and forbid overtaking on the way home. Khawlah became VSC'd and made the entire party walk behind her at the same careful speed. VSCO girled (/ˈvɪskoʊ ɡɜːɫd/) adj. A drinker who has made the evening relaxed, beachy and extensively documented online. Rei was VSCO girled at last orders, photographing the borrowed coat beside the empty glasses. VSD'd adj. Too drunk to keep a firm partition between an excellent idea and the one immediately beside it. Iksha was VSD'd and invited the pavement indoors for a quick discussion. VSED'd adj. Of a drinker: voluntarily declining supper and refreshments, while accepting every further round. Venishia became VSED'd but continued accepting crisps from passing plates. VSEPR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged around the nearest empty space. Paulla was VSEPR'd and maintained a careful angle from everyone at the table. VSG'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the surface description changes whenever anyone looks twice. Jillane was VSG'd by closing time, appearing cheerful, tearful and hungry within one conversation. VSIC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every small decision requires an elaborate internal circuit. Sheira was VSIC'd and needed a systems review before choosing a taxi. VSIV'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and showing signs of vesicular unrest. Tindra was VSIV'd and left small outbreaks of conversation around the room. VSL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a surprisingly precise monetary value to surviving the morning. Tejasvi was VSL'd, estimating the worth of avoiding the stairs before attempting them. VSOP'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing premium brandy from the people who paid for it, and telling both about their age. Eviie got VSOP'd and asked the bar manager how long he had been kept in oak. VSRG'd adj. A drinker who scrolls vertically through the evening, tapping each domestic obstacle in rhythm. Ajua was VSRG'd and tapped through the kitchen cupboards in time with an unheard beat. VSTB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the nearest table into a testing ground for every proposed route home. Laiklynn became VSTB'd and trialled three exits while Rowell kept the coats from entering service. VSTOL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that departure is attempted vertically, or over a conveniently short distance. Anessia went VSTOL'd and rose from the bench before deciding where to land. VSV'd adj. Drunk past the point of steering steadily, while confidently adjusting direction by instinct. Miracal got VSV'd and altered course repeatedly between the bar and the lavatory.