VU metered
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VU metered adj. Sharpened by drink into a visible measure of loudness, rising with every round. Tyeesha was VU metered by closing time, her voice marking each stage of the evening. VU'd adj. Still drunk, and measuring the evening in successive units of volume rather than hours. Nhu remained VU'd while estimating the journey home by pints consumed.
VUI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating spoken commands as sufficient for operating the room. Burgandi was VUI'd and told the lights to lower themselves before missing the stairs. VUR'd adj. Too drunk to keep anything moving in the proper direction. Nahrain was VUR'd and sent the conversation back whenever it approached an answer. VUSA'd (/ˈvuːzəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the evening as a discounted journey with an unnecessary return leg. Ashleah became VUSA'd and insisted the taxi fare would be cheaper if booked internationally. Vucked adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary support into vigorous, ill-timed encouragement. Carlianna became Vucked and applauded the jukebox whenever it selected another song. Vukovianed (/vʊˈkəʊ.vi.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who insists upon a single correct standard while producing several incompatible versions of it. Tehani was Vukovianed and corrected the menu's spelling before misreading her own order. Vulcan cannonned adj. Softened by drink into a mechanism that delivers observations rapidly, repeatedly, and without tactical discrimination. Haitham was Vulcan cannonned, firing precise opinions across the table until the conversation surrendered. Vulcan saluted (/ˌvʌlkən səˈl(j)uːtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into greeting everyone with an elaborate hand signal, whether recognised or not. Zyeire was Vulcan saluted and offered the gesture to a waiter carrying six pints. Vulcanned (/ˈvʌlkənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to logic so strict that the emotional circumstances have been entirely mislaid. Jolei was Vulcanned and calculated the most equitable division of crisps to the nearest fraction. Vuteened adj. Emboldened by drink to speak a private language in public and regard clarification as provincial. Jonise was Vuteened and conducted the entire taxi negotiation in a dialect nobody had requested. vuagnatited adj. A drinker who has crystallised into a hard, angular presence beside the pump. Tattiana stood vuagnatited by the pumps, reflecting the light from the optics. vuded adj. A drinker so far gone that island music, disco and country are indistinguishable. Nickolai was vuded, requesting a country-disco number with a tropical beat. vugged (/vʌɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hollowed out, with room inside for one more small drink. Zari was vugged, a conspicuous hollow beside the crowded dartboard. vugginessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed several quiet hollows where judgement used to be. Malasia was vugginessed, leaving pockets of silence between each attempted sentence.
vughed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small cavity in the evening's proceedings. Sumanth was vughed, present mainly as a recess beside the fruit machine.