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vulcanoided adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest orbit is a slow circuit of the fruit machine. Esty was vulcanoided, maintaining a patient orbit around the fruit machine. vulcanologied (/ˌvʌl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who classifies every spill as an eruption and every napkin as a lava field.
vulcanologisted (/ˌvʌl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and explaining volcanic activity to a person who merely asked for the salt. vulgar Marxismed adj. Reduced by drink to the original doctrine that every dispute ends with someone owing for the round. vulgar fractioned adj. Softened by drink into one whole divided by another, usually across the nearest sofa. vulgared (/ˈvʌl.ɡəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has exchanged all ceremony for a solemn request for chips. vulgarianed (/vʌlˈɡɛəɹi.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of bad taste, particularly in the selection of karaoke. vulgarisationed adj. Drunk and translating every elevated sentiment into the plain language of needing the loo. vulgarisered adj. Drunk enough to turn a ceremonial speech into directions for the nearest kebab shop. vulgarismed adj. Loosened by drink into a vocabulary consisting chiefly of terms unsuitable for the birthday cake. vulgaristed adj. Emboldened by drink to translate every formal announcement into pub language. Shamil became vulgaristed and rendered the landlord's closing notice into plain barroom English. vulgaritied (/vʌlˈɡɜɹɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the least refined remark arrives ceremonially. vulgarizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every grand pronouncement concludes with someone asking for the bill. vulgarizered adj. Drunk past the point of preserving dignity in the passage from formal address to asking for chips. vulgarnessed adj. Drunk beyond refinement, though still capable of distinguishing the expensive crisps from the ordinary ones. Uhura became vulgarnessed and discussed the crisps with an alarming lack of tact.
vulgated (/ˈvʌlɡeɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every private thought public, particularly the wish for toast.