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VWAP'd adj. Too drunk to calculate the evening's average price without weighting every round by its size. Ellean got VWAP'd and compared the cost of each round before finding her coat. VWD'd adj. Of a drinker: prone to springing leaks after the slightest emotional disturbance. Kevia was VWD'd and began leaking tears when the pub changed the music.
VWF'd adj. A drinker who adheres to every available surface after a minor collision. Baylei was VWF'd, attached to the bar whenever the floor shifted unexpectedly. vwed adj. Reduced by drink to observing the route home in abbreviated, disconnected glimpses. Modie was vwed, seeing the stairs as three separate arrangements of carpet.