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VyAcked adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation polymerises into one long, sticky chain. Linkin became VyAcked and joined three unrelated pub arguments into one continuous exchange. Vyatiched adj. The state of being drunk and committed to a journey whose destination has ceased to be administratively relevant. Opeyemi was Vyatiched and departed for the bus stop by way of the allotments. Vyatichianed adj. Softened by drink into a wandering regional designation, no longer certain which room constitutes home. Ormi was Vyatichianed and requested directions to the province beyond the lavatory. Vyatichied adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled a plurality of opinions, all delivered with equal ancestral authority. Jimmy became Vyatichied and contradicted himself in a remarkably well-attended discussion. Vygotskianed adj. Drunk to the point where every task requires social assistance, preferably from someone equally unqualified. Shaon was Vygotskianed and asked the stranger beside him to supervise the opening of his crisps. Vygotskyanned adj. Drunk enough to confuse assistance with instruction and the nearest bystander with a developmental programme. Cynitha was Vygotskyanned and coached Hamiora through the demanding procedure of finding a chair. Vysed adj. Drunk past the point of maximum upward progress, though still attempting to improve the situation vertically. London was Vysed and achieved his greatest rate of ascent between the bar and the carpet. vyacheslavited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, with uranium among the less pressing concerns. Jayd was vyacheslavited and spent the evening discussing minerals with the coat rack. vyakaranaed adj. Drunk to the extent of applying Sanskrit grammar to the stairs, and declining each step before taking it. Auroralynn went vyakaranaed up the staircase, assigning every landing its proper grammatical case. vyalsovited adj. Drunk on the strength of a red mineral: steady in colour, but not in the legs. Kenni came down the stairs vyalsovited, red-faced and testing each tread with care. vyanjanabhaktied adj. Drunk since last orders, and inserting an unnecessary consonant into every sentence before reaching the stairs. Tychelle got vyanjanabhaktied and added a p to every word while negotiating the landing. vyazzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and weaving through the room in a slender, ornate script. Quantrell went vyazzed between the tables, his route increasingly decorative and interlaced. vygied adj. Still drunk, and settled low to the ground with a certain succulence. Kaliff remained vygied on the sofa, compact and difficult to encourage upright. vygoured adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced all energy but retained its obsolete spelling. Annilee was vygoured by breakfast, too tired even to modernise her excuses. vyinged (/ˈvaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every step, doorway and chair as a rival to be overcome. Gaven remained vyinged, competing with the staircase and losing narrowly at each landing. vynegred adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the last round sour and the walk home sharper. Santi grew vynegred when the pub stopped serving and annotated the route home with complaints.