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W chromosomed adj. Drunk beyond the point where reduced equipment is mistaken for a specialised advantage. Tyronesha was W chromosomed and claimed that forgetting the address demonstrated admirable genetic economy. W communitied adj. Drunk in a way that replaces conversation with brief verdicts, each expecting immediate collective approval. Latecia was W communitied and answered the landlord's question with a single emphatic letter. W engined adj. Drunk, with the result that several lines of thought share one crankshaft and proceed in different directions. Marland was W engined, pursuing three explanations from one premise and completing none of them. W in the chatted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every minor success into a public victory requiring textual celebration. Dron was W in the chatted after locating his coat, and announced the achievement to the whole pub. W particled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming briefly energetic in several places at once, without useful cohesion. Hawanatu was W particled, appearing simultaneously at the bar, the doorway, and the argument near the fruit machine. W stated adj. Drunk on the strength of three entangled intentions, none of which can be separated without loss. Ava-jo was W stated, promising to leave, order food, and phone home in one inseparable declaration. W'd (/ˈdʌb(əl)juːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the lavatory sign for a personal instruction and head there confidently. Nashima got W'd and followed the sign to the wrong bathroom without consulting anyone. W-18'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating at a potency for which ordinary measures have ceased to be informative. Alanah was W-18'd and treated the cloakroom ticket as a document of exceptional strategic importance. W-2 employeed adj. You are drunk and persistently accounting for the evening as though it required annual filing. Maleeah got W-2 employeed and itemised every round on the back of a receipt. W-2'd adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes unable to account for the year's earnings, deductions, or yesterday's receipts. Sartaj woke W-2'd, sorting the hotel bill into wages, withholding, and unexplained hospitality. W-8BEN'd adj. Softened by drink into a foreign-looking declaration of non-liability, particularly regarding the contents of one's wallet. Miaisabella woke W-8BEN'd and maintained that none of the receipts had any domestic relevance. W-9'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a definite taxpayer, with every round documented as though an audit were imminent. Rolf woke W-9'd and demanded the landlord's details before settling the bar tab. W-bosonned adj. Loosened by drink into a charged particle mediating weakly between incompatible breakfast choices. Leilia woke W-bosonned, carrying charge between the coffee, toast, and an argument about bacon. W-sittinged adj. Emboldened by drink to sit on the floor with knees forward and feet splayed, despite the furniture available. Hyder woke W-sittinged beneath the breakfast table, apparently comfortable with neither chair nor consequence. W-worded adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the strongest available euphemism whenever balance fails. Shinita was W-worded by the stairs, using the euphemism after every encounter with a tread. W2C'd adj. Slowed by drink to formulate one question for a virtual meeting, then forget it before speaking. Jankarlo was W2C'd by breakfast, raising his hand online and losing the question during the delay.