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WMF'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every mark on the kitchen wall as a removable Windows picture. Prithvi was WMF'd, trying to export the tea towel as a picture file. WMP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a financial product, and now managing the bar's assets. Lesandra got WMP'd and diversified her crisps among three separate saucers. WMS'd adj. Of a drinker: carefully managing the movement of glasses, plates and one increasingly unreliable body. Tianca was WMS'd, directing the last clean tumbler towards the sofa. WN'd adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow doctrine, repeated at length despite several changes of subject. Westleigh got WN'd and delivered the same position to everyone waiting by the stairs. WNBAered adj. Drunk enough to treat every narrow gap as a professional court and every pass as deliberate. Terrisa went WNBAered and attempted a tactical drive between the tables. WNP'd adj. The state of being drunk and changing numbers while remaining determined to continue the same conversation. Domingue got WNP'd and exchanged contact details with someone already in his phone. WNV'd adj. Loosened by drink into a particular viral abbreviation, dangerous chiefly to the conversation surrounding it. Nakish went WNV'd and reduced every explanation to three unexplained initials. WNW'd adj. Of a drinker: the sofa, the kitchen and the glass of water have acquired a common bearing. Carriana sat WNW'd and directed Sabe towards the water using the television as a landmark. WO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an appointment nobody has formally commissioned. Delora went WO'd and began giving Li orders about the coat queue. WOAT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of ranking the morning after as the worst ever recorded. Gabryel was WOAT'd before coffee, assigning the headache an unprecedented historical position. WOB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the bar tab as a small enterprise requiring ownership. Genora went WOB’d and began allocating crisps according to an imaginary business plan. WOC'd adj. Having drunk enough to classify every companion according to a private and increasingly authoritative taxonomy. Yonah got WOC'd and began sorting the party into categories no one had requested. WOCBP'd adj. You have drunk enough to regard every woman nearby as a possible source of sensible childcare advice. Kamayla got WOCBP'd and asked the nearest woman whether the sofa was suitable for sleeping. WOD'd adj. Reduced by drink to believing yesterday’s exercises explain every ache this morning. Quinncy was WOD'd, attributing the headache to squats rather than the bar. WOF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the available width of fabric is treated as a design challenge. Lizzbeth went WOF'd and ordered curtains for a window she had not measured. WOFF2'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes compactness seem proof that every decision has been optimised. Charlie-lee got WOFF2'd and reduced the evening's argument to a single toast.