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waker-uppered adj. Emboldened by drink to wake everyone before breakfast, including those who live next door. Lashown became waker-uppered and began singing beneath the bedroom windows. wakered adj. Loosened by drink into rousing people who had sensibly gone to bed. Timoteo got wakered and telephoned the house to announce the kettle's readiness. wakerobinned adj. Drunk to the point where every pause produces three fresh explanations, neatly arranged and unwanted. Aaronjosh got wakerobinned and delivered three versions of why the bus had failed him. wakeskated adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub floor for a towable board and proceed accordingly. Estanislado got wakeskated across the carpet, using the bar stool as a tow line. wakeskatered adj. Drunk past the point of standing still, and attempting to ride the disturbance made by everyone else. Anndrea became wakeskatered behind the departing crowd, surfing their movement towards the exit. wakeskatinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, travelling sideways through the evening on a board of confidence. Ollis was wakeskatinged between tables, upright only while the music continued. wakespanned adj. Drunk in a way that stretches the interval between waking and sensible conversation considerably. Kodyn was wakespanned from breakfast until lunch, awake throughout but useful to nobody. wakesurfered adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement follows the wake left by somebody more capable. Taketa was wakesurfered, trailing behind the group while borrowing their route to the taxi. wakesurfinged adj. Drunk to a degree that permits effortless travel behind the evening's momentum, without personal propulsion. Belinda became wakesurfinged and let the departing regulars carry her towards the station. waketimed adj. Drunk to the extent of waking at the exact hour when the first cup of tea becomes urgent. Dreylin was waketimed at four, convinced the landlord had announced breakfast. wakeup called adj. Sharpened by drink into requiring a household alarm before recognising that the kitchen still exists. Lourene was wakeup called when the kettle boiled, and immediately requested the nearest glass of water. wakeuped adj. The condition of a drinker who has awakened ceremonially and cannot identify the ceremony's purpose. Bellamie was wakeuped before sunrise, standing in the hall with a coat and no destination. wakeyed (/ˈwæɪ.kid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached departure day and is travelling home in the wrong direction. Mayher was wakeyed by breakfast, carrying a suitcase towards the railway instead of the front door. wakfed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a permanent charitable arrangement concerning the crisps. Khya went wakfed and dedicated the crisps to future visitors. wakifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointing yourself founder of whatever charitable scheme the room requires. Jacorie grew wakifed and established a foundation for abandoned breadsticks. wakilled adj. Softened by drink into an advocate for causes that have not yet been identified. Regine was wakilled and prepared a closing argument for the missing bottle opener.