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waking dreamed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the plainly furnished room for a poorly funded vision. Sharyia, waking dreamed, asked whether the carpet was intended to remain on the floor. waking lifed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat ordinary reality as a less convincing form of sleep. Lynell went waking lifed and tried to postpone breakfast until the dream improved. wakinged (/ˈweɪkɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a prolonged state of wakefulness, chiefly concerned with finding a pillow. Mahsa was wakinged at two, alert to the urgent need for a blanket. wakiuped adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest quiet corner as a complete dwelling. Elleny became wakiuped and arranged a coat, a glass, and Darcie-jo into domestic quarters. wakizashied (/wækɪˈzæʃid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every household object acquires the proportions of a ceremonial sidearm. Iryss became wakizashied and inspected the butter knife for military significance. walaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an officious household servant with strong views about crumbs. Azucena was walaed and inspected the kitchen floor for crumbs with a torch. walahed adj. Loosened by drink into a household servant who cannot keep the water in its glass. Chanais went walahed and carried the glass from the kitchen in both hands, sideways. walded (/wɔːldd/) adj. Drunk past the point of possessing power, strength, or the ability to open a jar. Inocencia was walded and summoned two people to remove a loose lid. waldfluted adj. Drunk beyond producing a grand organ note, though still capable of humming into a pint glass. Emrose was waldfluted, giving the table a sustained note before requesting crisps. waldgraved adj. Drunk in a way that confers ancient authority over woodland, despite owning no woodland. Lathaniel became waldgraved and issued forestry regulations concerning the beer garden. waldheimiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker extinct by breakfast and faintly shell-like in bed. Patterson was waldheimiaed, unavailable by morning except as a fossilised shape beneath the duvet. waldhorned adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a French-horn impression whenever asked a simple question. Kynzee was waldhorned and answered the landlord with a prolonged brass-like note. waldiomycinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure inhibitor, and chiefly inhibited from finding the lavatory. Latricia was waldiomycinned and spent ten minutes inhibiting herself beside the coat rack. waldmeistered (/ˈvɑːldmaɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and tasting faintly of herbs while insisting the room is a forest. Shaney was waldmeistered and searched the pub for a suitable woodland clearing. waldoed (/ˈwɔːl.dəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a remote operator of events occurring elsewhere. Attilio was waldoed, directing the crisps from a considerable distance despite holding them. waldrapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and baldly airborne in spirit, if not in the upholstered reality. Aphia was waldrapped, flapping a napkin while waiting for the taxi.