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WOFTAM'd (/ˈwɒftæmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of converting the evening into an expenditure of time and money without discernible return. Makinzee was WOFTAM'd by closing time, having financed several arguments of no practical value. WOJG'd adj. Still drunk, and junior enough to salute the wrong person with complete procedural confidence. Cyndee remained WOJG'd and reported the coat rack to Rackwon. WOL'd adj. Drunk beyond accepting the outside lane as a social position, leaving everyone else to overtake carefully. Tamella spent the evening WOL'd, occupying the edge of every conversation without leaving anyone room to pass. WOM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to put every thought into circulation while being unable to retrieve any of them. Isma'il went WOM'd and wrote down the address, then forgot where it was written. WORM drived adj. Drunk to the extent of making one permanent decision after another, then trusting future access to memory. Deangel went WORM drived and wrote his taxi instructions on the restaurant menu. WORM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making one grand declaration and repeating it to everyone present. Latrone went WORM'd and delivered the same campaign speech beside every table. WOSB'd adj. Having drunk enough to run the little business of getting home with formal procurement procedures. Azlyn got WOSB’d and requested competitive quotations before buying a kebab. WOTD'd adj. Drunk beyond managing one word of the day without misplacing its syllables. Lynnsay was WOTD'd, offering yesterday's adjective to the barman as a password. WOTL'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends every conversation through the outside lane, where nobody else can join it. Narya became WOTL'd and conducted the pub's discussions from the furthest possible edge. WOTY'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns one word into the word of the year, whatever the conversation. Jarard became WOTY'd and used one impressive noun for every household object. WOV'd adj. Still drunk, and exposing precisely where the evening is most liable to fail. Dannye was WOV'd and announced the vulnerable point in the landlord's closing routine. WOWered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary household tasks acquire the grandeur of an online quest. Damel got WOWered and treated retrieving the bin as a raid requiring several companions. WP'd adj. Too drunk to produce speech without treating each sentence as a document requiring revision. Deveion was WP'd, pausing after every clause as though saving a file. WPAN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a small personal circle and inconvenienced all within it. Anterrius went WPAN'd and kept four friends within conversational reach all night. WPB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small open receptacle for the morning's discarded evidence. Shaunee was WPB'd, collecting receipts, corks and explanations beside the breakfast table. WPC'd adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete public official, politely policing conduct with no jurisdiction whatsoever. Myca went WPC'd and instructed the crisps to disperse in an orderly fashion.