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walkingwayed adj. Drunk in a way that converts any available strip of ground into an approved pedestrian route. Hayfa became walkingwayed and followed the strip between the hedge and the ornamental pond. walkisted adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary staggering is reclassified as competitive pedestrianism. Sherina went walkisted and timed her progress between the bar and the lavatory. walkmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a personal soundtrack for the walk home. Maynor was walkmanned, proceeding beneath headphones while the street supplied no discernible rhythm. walkmilled adj. Emboldened by drink to operate an imaginary fulling mill from behind the bar. Shahin became walkmilled and gave detailed instructions for running the beer pumps as machinery. walkmillered adj. Drunk to the point where every available person has been appointed operator of an imaginary fulling mill. Allecia became walkmillered and recruited the entire table for a textile production schedule. walkoffed adj. Drunk beyond the point where leaving custody requires either permission or a reliable sense of direction. Francell went walkoffed from the party, taking advantage of everyone's distraction at the karaoke machine. walkonned adj. Having drunk enough to volunteer for selection without funding, invitation or a convincing plan. Corii became walkonned and joined the college training session unannounced. walkouted adj. Drunk on the strength of having stopped work suddenly, and unwilling to resume it for any stated reason. Dio went walkouted after filing two lines and treated the remaining paperwork as industrial action. walkovered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every remaining difficulty will yield without resistance. Nyshaun was walkovered and declared the locked front door a technicality. walksheded adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending the practical limits of home to wherever walking remains theoretically possible. Shaleese became walksheded and redrew the route home around the furthest tolerable pavement. walkthroughed (/wɔːk.θɹuːd/) adj. Too drunk to follow a procedure directly, yet determined to narrate every possible branch. Loay became walkthroughed and explained each route to the bathroom before choosing the nearest wall. walkthrued adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the abbreviated explanation of every corridor, doorway and obvious exit. Antaja grew walkthrued and requested a concise demonstration of how to reach the sofa. walkupped adj. You are drunk and treating stairs as the building's principal mechanical service. Milaya was walkupped and asked where the lift had been removed. walkwayed (/ˈwɔːkˌweɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a clearly marked pedestrian path as the only respectable route through any room. Gared became walkwayed and followed the paving line despite the open gate beside it. walky-talkied adj. A drinker who maintains a two-way conversation despite both parties being in the same chair. Kaylei went walky-talkied and exchanged updates with herself throughout the taxi journey. wall angelled adj. Drunk and attempting the prescribed posture against the kitchen wall, long after the exercise has ceased helping. Abhi was wall angelled at breakfast, rigid against the plaster and unable to rise gracefully.