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wallflowered (/ˈwɔːlˌflaʊ.əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to bloom in a corner and address strangers as though spring had authorised it. Braelee got wallflowered and began introducing the wallpaper to visiting relatives. wallfulled adj. Drunk to the point where one can hold no more, yet continues accepting crisps with structural confidence. Diondre was wallfulled and still claimed the corner table could accommodate another glass.
wallhacked adj. Drunk enough to perceive the walls as transparent, and to walk through the least negotiable one. Kymiah went wallhacked and attempted the shortcut through the kitchen partition. wallhackered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a useful shortcut from a solid wall. Rosarie became wallhackered and challenged the hallway to let her through. wallhackinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geometry, making repeated use of walls that remain inconveniently present. Teasha grew wallhackinged and kept taking the direct route into the plaster. wallhanginged adj. Too drunk to move from the chosen vertical position, becoming part of the room's decoration by morning. Michiye was wallhanginged beside the stairs, quiet enough to be mistaken for a new decoration. wallhicked adj. Drunk in a way that produces the lesser spotted woodpecker's patient interest in the woodwork. Amdanda became wallhicked and inspected the skirting board with professional concentration. wallichosided adj. Drunk, with the result that a complicated chemical account concludes with a lie-down. Esmae-grace became wallichosided and explained steroid glycosides to an empty glass. wallicosided adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a particular steroid compound into an entirely unnecessary subject of discussion. Marlaysia was wallicosided and held forth on glycosides while buttering a coaster. wallied (/wɒlid/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like the fool everyone had hoped would not attend. Fox went wallied during the quiz, confidently answering every question addressed to Dasany. walling waxed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor technical explanation, which soon forms a barrier around the conversation. Chales grew walling waxed and built an etcher's lecture around the cheese board. wallinged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming several walls at once, chiefly around the route to the lavatory. Jandee was wallinged and appeared to divide the corridor into administrative districts. wallisited adj. Drunk since last orders, and mineralogically impressive until asked to find a taxi. Inasia became wallisited and listed obscure minerals while misplacing her phone. walljumped adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, repeatedly bouncing off walls as though the route home were a game. Charlissa came in walljumped, using the corridor to perform several unsuccessful changes of direction. wallkilldellited adj. Drunk by the third round, and dark red with conviction about a mineral nobody requested. Jakyria was wallkilldellited and described the dessert as hexagonal-dihexagonal.
walloped (/ˈwɒl.əpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the quiet conviction that the evening has struck back. Mille was walloped and blamed the bar stool for the bruise on the conversation.