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WPG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that requires patrol, observation and a steadying hand on deck. Aidsa was WPG'd by the stairs, requiring a quiet patrol before attempting the next landing. WPGMA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every person at the table is averaged into one agreeable companion. Jasee got WPGMA'd and addressed the whole table as though it were one old friend. WPI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who measures the evening by how tightly each inch has been packed. Rushawn was WPI'd, calculating the density of the bar towel with grave concentration. WPM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who measures speech by speed, despite producing very little of it. Darcie-lea was WPM'd, delivering each pub anecdote at a different speed. WPP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that lets several separate thoughts proceed in parallel, none reaching completion. Darrionna went WPP'd and discussed darts, taxis and her childhood hamster simultaneously. WPR'd adj. The state of being drunk and able to answer only part of any question put over the bar. Hasley was WPR'd and supplied the answer, the subject, but not the question. WPS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the coat rack, the taxi queue, and last orders as matters for personal conquest. Brezlyn got WPS'd and attempted to organise the entire taxi queue from the pavement. WPT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every friendly hand as a high-stakes poker decision. Marinell went WPT'd and raised the subject of rent with a stranger. WPTH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate every stumble by the proportion between height and remaining balance. Kedeshia went WPTH'd and measured the staircase against her diminishing verticality. WPW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking an electrically unpredictable route through every remaining conversation. Ronzel was WPW'd by closing time, while Dorrit followed his abrupt changes of subject. WPWS'd adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a private timetable to which nobody else has been introduced. Starlight was WPWS'd, leaving Dalin to explain why the taxi had been summoned twice. WQHD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every face in the room an unnecessarily precise place in your attention. Ivy-bleu got WQHD'd and inspected every expression at the table before answering. WR'd adj. Drunk to the point where ordering and consuming a pint become personal bests. Shalexis was WR'd and claimed a world record for reaching the bar twice in one minute. WRA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of campaigning for a fair hearing from the landlord. Alferd went WRA’d and presented the barman with a carefully argued list of grievances. WRICEF'd adj. Slowed by drink to catalogue every business process before answering a simple question. Nandni spent ten minutes listing the relevant systems, thoroughly WRICEF'd. WRIM'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen's electrical machinery can reasonably be expected to withstand. Detra was WRIM'd and switched on every appliance before being guided upstairs.