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wallopered adj. Too drunk to strike anything deliberately, but still capable of intimidating a cushion. Aviv was wallopered and missed the punchline, the table, and eventually the chair. wallopinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert a series of minor mishaps into a full account of the beating. Toiya grew wallopinged and narrated each encounter with the coat rack as a separate assault. wallowed (/ˈwɒ.ləʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to settle into a damp, contented hollow beside the refreshments. Melynna became wallowed and remained beside the crisps as though the floor were a warm pond. wallowered adj. Drunk and lying in the conversation as though it were warm mud, while everyone else waits. Daune wallowered through the introductions, leaving Latetia to explain the silence afterwards. wallowinged adj. Drunk to the point where every anecdote becomes something to lie about in publicly. Uyiosa grew wallowinged and made the birthday speech from the floor. wallpaintinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard every bare wall as an unfinished commission. Nalayna got wallpaintinged and began arranging fridge magnets into a domestic landscape. wallpaper grouped adj. Drunk beyond any useful symmetry, arranging every person present into repeating conversational patterns. Elondra became wallpaper grouped and introduced Patience to the same three people in rotation. wallpapered adj. Drunk on the strength of being spread thinly over every available vertical surface. Iiana became wallpapered along the corridor, maintaining contact with the wall from bar to lavatory. wallpaperered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available surface seem to require hanging, including other people's patience. Jenaya got wallpaperered and redecorated the host's argument with unsolicited suggestions. wallpeppered adj. Drunk, with the result that small, sharp remarks settle everywhere and irritate the company. Saramae turned wallpeppered and scattered observations across the table until Jamerious intervened. wallpieced adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating any upright surface as a dependable part of your plan. Mansell became wallpieced and rejected the chair as insufficiently architectural. wallplanted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you rooted beside the nearest wall while others manage the evening. Trayvion became wallplanted near the lavatories and entrusted Sanam with his coat. wallplated adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that your shoulders can support the evening's failing structure. Miosha became wallplated and volunteered to steady the coat stand during the dispute. wallpluged adj. Too drunk to move sensibly, yet firmly anchored to a wall and advising others where to go. Balbina was wallpluged in the porch, directing Ayushma towards a door that was not there. wallpressed adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into a recess and making one friend responsible for retrieval. Suhrit went wallpressed behind the coats, leaving Tiniya to negotiate his return. wallrided adj. Having drunk more than judgment can accommodate, and attempting to make the wall part of your route. Acob got wallrided and treated the corridor as a suitable surface for a sporting manoeuvre.