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wallrocketed adj. Of a drinker: mistaking a salad leaf for propulsion, and proceeding with complete confidence. Farrar was wallrocketed by supper, searching the pavement for a larger handful of rocket. wallscaped adj. Drunk on the strength of a public display, turning the nearest wall into an audience and gallery. Rennard got wallscaped and delivered a guided tour of the pub's peeling paint to Aycen. wallscapinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still adding visible improvements to whatever wall the company has provided. Alyssaann became wallscapinged and began arranging beer mats on the wall for Antek's approval. wallscreened adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the evening across your face for everyone to watch. Kaleemah was wallscreened by the third round, broadcasting each change of mood to Izabella-rose. wallsided adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the edge of the room while friends conduct damage limitation. Yeisy went wallsided before the final song, leaving Zarah to collect the abandoned handbag. wallstoned adj. Still drunk, and serving as an immovable building material around which the remaining guests must circulate. Lazo stood wallstoned beside the buffet while Dalphine redirected everyone towards the pudding. walltopped adj. Too drunk to come down from the high point of an argument, despite nobody else remaining on it. Hananiah stayed walltopped on the subject of parking while Selica cleared the glasses. wallumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a coastal habitat, supporting several small social creatures and one abandoned glass. Abdalla was wallumed by midnight, with Miken and two strangers sheltering in the surrounding conversation. wallured adj. Having drunk enough to turn the room into a collective barrier against further sensible discussion. Stavros grew wallured and treated every objection as another section of the surrounding company. wallworted adj. You have drunk enough to become a medicinal nuisance, prescribed by nobody and tolerated by friends. Maureen got wallworted and offered Samontha a cure for a headache she did not have. wallyballed adj. Of a drinker who has made every conversation rebound off the room and return at speed. Sitka got wallyballed and bounced the same accusation between Ivy-mae and the landlord. wallydraigled adj. Describing a drinker who has become too feeble for conversation but still expects assistance with it. Jazhiel was wallydraigled by eleven, leaving Winsel to complete every sentence. walnutted (/ˈwɔːlnʌtd/) adj. A drinker who has grown hard-headed, shelled off from advice and occupying the centre of attention. Anthonie became walnutted and rejected Nanayaw's careful proposal to call a taxi. walouewited adj. Drunk and moving with the deliberate heaviness of a mineral specimen being labelled. Louie-joe was walouewited, requiring careful handling during the short journey home. walpurgited adj. A drinker so far gone that the company can identify several colours, compounds and no remaining opinions. Thomasina was walpurgited by closing time, while Liiam catalogued the symptoms and found a taxi. walrus moustached adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing the evening to hang thickly over the mouth. Jennefer grew walrus moustached and spoke through an impressive arrangement of crumbs.