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walrus mustached adj. Drunk on the strength of a substantial and rather poorly directed upper lip. Keileb was walrus mustached, though the moustache itself remained theoretical. walrus operatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every object in reach to the wrong variable. Alezandra became walrus operatored and gave the umbrella a new value. walrused (/ˈwɔːl.ɹəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the nearest chair is approached with tusks metaphorically extended. Deia became walrused and negotiated with the coat stand for a considerable time. walshnutted adj. Drunk by the third round, and slightly too hard to crack in conversation. Donaven was walshnutted and declined to explain the missing coaster. walstromited adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several substances not usefully separated. Amarillis was walstromited by closing time and settled beneath the table. walthierited adj. Still drunk, and presenting a complicated surface under ordinary lighting. Kassam remained walthierited, with an unusual shine beneath the pub lights. waltz timed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with any metre except three-quarter time. Milen was waltz timed and counted the stairs in an unhelpful rhythm. waltzed (/wɒltsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to move in three-quarter time without having chosen the music. Jaired became waltzed between the bar and the lavatory. waltzered adj. You have drunk enough to treat every available patch of floor as a ballroom. Geretha was waltzered and invited the carpet to take the next turn. waltzinged adj. Having drunk enough to make ordinary walking a partnered circular motion. Jvon was waltzinged and negotiated the corridor with considerable ceremony. waluewited adj. Drunk to the point where a simple walk resembles the slow placement of a mineral in a cabinet. Venis was waluewited and completed the crossing in several geological stages. wamaraed adj. You are drunk and acquiring the dark, polished stillness of furniture. Thiel was wamaraed, seated quietly beside the wooden bench. wambaised adj. Of a drinker: padded for the evening, with conversation offering modest protection. Sarbjot was wambaised and accepted the criticism without apparent penetration. wambengered adj. Of a drinker who has become small, nocturnal and unexpectedly active near the skirting board. Shantaja was wambengered and inspected the kitchen after everyone had gone. wambled (/ˈwɑm.bəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who is bubbling internally and not entirely committed to remaining upright. Jacquin was wambled by midnight and regarded the sink thoughtfully. wamblinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that standing has become a quality rather than an activity. Harbinder was wamblinessed and leaned gently against the radiator.