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wamblinged adj. The state of being drunk and internally in motion, without corresponding progress. Jemuel was wamblinged and spent ten minutes approaching the same chair. wambulanced (/ˈwæm.bjə.lənsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has summoned sympathy for a minor inconvenience. Acesyn was wambulanced and reported the chair's attitude to anyone listening.
wamed adj. Softened by drink into a belly with opinions about further nourishment. Cortana was wamed and rested both hands upon the evidence. wamefuled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose bellyful is now the principal fact. Chidi was wamefuled and considered the remaining pudding with care. wammikinned (/ˈwɑmɪkɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a floating household, complete with shelter and provisions. Doroteo was wammikinned and established a temporary camp beside the bar. wammused adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped themselves in warmth and lost the will to remove it. Jaskeerat arrived wammused, still wearing a knitted jacket indoors and missing the first step. wampahoofused adj. Sufficiently drunk to climb the stairs sideways, like a creature adapted to a hillside. Dmitrijs came wampahoofused to the landing, using the banister as a second leg. wamped adj. Too drunk to keep both feet level when an eider is involved. Shaaron went wamped after attempting to waddle like the bird on the pub sign. wampeed (/wɒmˈpiːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sway pleasantly, while insisting the fruit tree is doing likewise. Antinio stood wampeed beneath the garden tree, blaming its motion on the evening breeze. wampied adj. Having drunk more than a tree bearing small fruit can reasonably be expected to tolerate. Deyala was wampied, swaying beneath the ornamental tree and dropping her keys among its fruit. wampum belted adj. Of a drinker: fastened into a decorative middle, with the balance of a string of beads. Ivetta came wampum belted down the staircase, gripping the rail at every turn. wampum snaked adj. Of a drinker who has taken to weaving through the room with reptilian confidence. Gregary went wampum snaked between the tables and arrived at the bar facing backwards. wampumed (/ˈwɒmpəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to count your footsteps as carefully as beads, and still lose track. Jiayi became wampumed and counted the stairs aloud, restarting whenever the banister moved. wampumpeaged (/ˈwɒmpəmpiːɡd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a string of small, separate movements rather than one continuous person. Corsha was wampumpeaged, assembling each step individually before committing to the next. wampus catted adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a nocturnal creature of uncertain shape. Parvaaz was wampus catted, appearing from the alley with leaves in his hair and no explanation.
wampused adj. A drinker who has become a lout, with the coordination to match. Lamuel went wampused and attempted the stairs two at a time, achieving neither.