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waning mooned adj. Drunk by the third round, and diminishing thereafter until only a pale recollection remains by breakfast. Hadlee was waning mooned, present at supper but reduced to fragments by the following morning. waninged (/ˈweɪ.nɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily less present as the morning advances. Manthan arrived waninged, fading noticeably whenever anyone mentioned the journey home. wanioned (/ˈweɪni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and at its lowest ebb when the first light exposes the room. Sista was wanioned, her conversation thinning steadily between the pub and the front door. wank banked adj. Having drunk enough to preserve every ill-advised thought for later review, particularly the ones best discarded. Tache was wank banked, recalling each unhelpful idea with perfect and unwanted precision. wank socked adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably account for, with the evidence retained in the bedroom. Bania was wank socked, and treated the laundry basket as a matter requiring quiet investigation. wankaed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken stubborn self-assurance for an adequate account of the morning. Ollivander was wankaed, insisting the journey home had been entirely efficient. wankaholicked adj. You have drunk enough to pursue one private idea repeatedly, long after it ceased to be useful. Echol was wankaholicked, returning to the same unsuitable topic whenever breakfast fell quiet. wankapinned adj. You are drunk and fixed in one place, broad and decorative but offering little practical assistance. Travoris was wankapinned beside the garden pond, refusing to move until the headache passed. wankathonned adj. Of a drinker: engaged in a prolonged private undertaking, with the exhausted aftermath apparent by breakfast. Shawnic looked wankathonned, stationary beside the kettle and unwilling to discuss the night. wanked (/wæŋkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard private relief as an administrative task and the morning as its audit. Kahmari woke wanked, inspecting the bedside arrangements with the solemnity of an accountant. wanker's cramped adj. A drinker so far gone that the wrist aches from repeating one inconclusive morning gesture. Devyani was wanker's cramped, stirring cold tea long after the sugar had dissolved. wankerdomed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by morning to the idiotic essence of last night's decisions. Oley reached wankerdomed before breakfast, defending a purchase whose purpose remained unknown. wankered (/ˈwæŋkə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who wakes convinced that the previous evening was handled competently, pending contrary evidence. Makyrah was wankered, confidently searching for a coat that had never accompanied her out. wankeried adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor decision as an opportunity for unnecessary, pretentious noodling. Edenas spent ten minutes wankeried, selecting the least suitable route to the taxi rank. wanketted adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that makes every woman nearby seem stupid or annoying. Erinoluwa got wanketted and offered unsolicited corrections to the barmaid's arithmetic. wankfaced adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though objection were a personal service provided to the room. Tyrod went wankfaced and rejected the sensible taxi arrangement on constitutional grounds.