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WRPG'd adj. Having drunk enough to make the morning an open world, with no quest marker for the bathroom. Meyly was WRPG'd by breakfast, exploring the flat without remembering why she had left bed. WRS'd adj. Drunk enough to require careful monitoring by everyone who came out for a quiet evening. Harlea was WRS'd before supper, leaving Faustino to supervise the journey home. WRT'd adj. Drunk beyond restoring the evening to working order, despite repeated technical intervention. Lilani was WRT'd, and no adjustment to the stairs restored normal operation. WRULD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who raises one arm repeatedly, then develops a disorderly upper limb. Male got WRULD'd reaching for the raised handpump with increasing difficulty. WS'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the rain, the pavement and the taxi queue for one continuous evening. Nciholas was WS'd by closing time, discussing the pavement with unusual practical interest. WSE'd adj. The state of being drunk and turning every uncertain opinion into an alarming declaration of authority. Zafina went WSE'd and announced to Karne that the queue required ideological supervision. WSHP'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a heat pump is not a reasonable source of evening guidance. Demanuel was WSHP'd and asked the radiator to recommend a route home. WSI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating as one vast circuit with no accessible point of control. Yader got WSI'd and connected every topic at the table into a single grand proposal. WSO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to direct the entire evening's systems, despite lacking a system to direct. Vershonda got WSO'd and issued flight instructions to the taxi queue. WSOP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the whole room has entered a tournament in your honour. Kalven went WSOP'd and announced the crisps as the evening's final table. WSS'd adj. Having drunk enough to widen every conversation until its edges disappear. Breeannah got WSS'd and treated the narrow hallway as a panoramic broadcasting studio. WSSL'd adj. You have drunk enough to license every questionable decision, including the one involving the lavatory key. Harrie became WSSL'd and issued himself permission to reorganise the pub’s plumbing. WSW'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the recovery operation diagonally across the sitting room. Darleena was WSW'd and placed the water glass at the far end of the sofa. WT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned the evening a temporary name and expects it to change by morning. Keondrae was WT'd, calling the journey home Project Taxi until further notice. WTC'd adj. Softened by drink into a global commercial complex, with every conversation becoming a trade negotiation. Kregg got WTC'd and offered Blakelie favourable terms on half a packet of crisps. WTF'd adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, moist deliberation of a frog considering one more step. Manat was WTF'd, pausing halfway across the carpet as though judging a lily pad.