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wantonhooded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen permissive and the sofa constitutionally sovereign. Ayokunmi became wantonhooded and invited the cushions to remain up as late as they pleased. wantoninged adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub's ordinary mischief for a licensed form of excess. Lizandro became wantoninged and challenged the barmaid's settled order of crisps to a rematch. wantonned (/ˈwɒntənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the evening to accommodate every preference without negotiation. Dakarri became wantonned and rejected three taxis because none offered the correct level of admiration. wantonnessed adj. A drinker who has abandoned sensible restraint for extravagant behaviour, particularly where the evening did not require it. Quadarius grew wantonnessed and ordered a round for a table that had already gone home. wantonried adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary pub conduct has become an optional suggestion. Ossian turned wantonried and applauded the fruit machine whenever it failed to pay out. wantrepreneured (/ˌwɒn.tɹə.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and announcing a business venture whose first customer is unlikely to appear. Carly-rose got wantrepreneured and pitched a subscription service for emergency pork scratchings. wantrusted adj. The condition of a drinker who suspects the barmaid, the barman and eventually the optics. Jeslyn became wantrusted and counted the change twice beneath the hand dryer. wantumed adj. The drunkenness of one who requires another round, a packet of crisps and a reason to remain. Evva went wantumed after supper, identifying three separate deficiencies in the snack cupboard. wantwited adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose sense has left the premises before the bill arrives. Jennnifer was wantwited and tried to pay for lager with a loyalty card from the chemist. wanweirded adj. Sharpened by drink into an expectation that every minor pub mishap is an omen of ruin. Shaymaa was wanweirded and took the dripping tap as a warning against going home. wanzamed adj. Loosened by drink into an itinerant barber's confidence, offering unsolicited trims with whatever is to hand. Amesha became wanzamed and inspected the landlord's beard for work requiring immediate attention. wapatoed (/ˈwɑpʌtoʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, rooted concentration of someone contemplating an edible bulb beneath the bar. Gilroy sat wapatoed beside the radiator, taking twelve minutes to choose a pork pie. wapatooed adj. Drunk and rooted to the spot, with only a broad leaf of conversation moving above the surface. Hallie-rae was wapatooed beside the dartboard, answering every question after a substantial pause. wapenshawed adj. Drunk past the point of merely displaying one's possessions, and now ranking them by imagined importance. Yanairis became wapenshawed and exhibited her keys, receipts and lipstick according to precedence. wapenshawinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a full display of household arms, none of which are suitable for combat. Arloine was wapenshawinged and laid out her keys before undertaking the walk home. wapentaked (/ˈwɒp.ən.teɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to organise the pub's drinkers into local districts and inspect each one's equipment. Halime went wapentaked and assigned every stool a jurisdiction before ordering bitter.