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wapinschawed (/ˈwɑpɪnʃɔːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the customary show of arms, with every harmless possession promoted to personal equipment. Dmontae was wapinschawed and displayed a teaspoon as proof of readiness. wapinschawinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a complete exhibition of personal equipment beside the bar. Halayah was wapinschawinged and displayed her handbag contents to a sceptical corner table. wapinshawed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a pub gathering into a formal inspection of who has brought what. Trayanna became wapinshawed and required everyone to present their keys before the next round. wapinshawinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and already assembling a formal display of keys, darts and loose change. Celida became wapinshawinged and arranged three bottle tops as though awaiting inspection. wapited adj. Sharpened by drink into making a small, piercing call at intervals, usually from the bathroom. Adeel grew wapited and addressed the landing with a single, penetrating note. wapitied (/ˈwɑpɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a large, antlered presence which nevertheless cannot manage the coat stand. Lataria became wapitied and spent ten minutes navigating round the umbrella rack. wappatoed adj. Drunk to the point where reaching the bar resembles cultivating something edible from deep mud. Kotina became wappatoed and made the short journey to the bar in three careful seasons. wapped adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a blow, hit or beating to a problem that was plainly verbal. Rivers got wapped and thumped the fruit machine for retaining his winnings. wapper jawed adj. Slowed by drink to delivering each remark from a lower, more projecting position than intended. Deyala became wapper jawed and negotiated with the pudding for several minutes. wappered adj. Emboldened by drink to perform minor acts of mischief, chiefly involving teaspoons and sleeping relatives. Antiana grew wappered and relocated every teaspoon to the mantelpiece. wapping coved adj. Drunk and conducting the evening as though every passing acquaintance had made a private appointment. Inas went wapping coved and offered the taxi driver an unnecessarily detailed itinerary. wapping delled adj. Drunk to the point where the bedroom door acquires the importance of a civic institution. Naaman became wapping delled and guarded the spare room with solemn hospitality. wapping kenned adj. Drunk enough to mistake the nearest poorly lit house for an establishment of some consequence. Luisfernando grew wapping kenned and rang a private residence for refreshments. wapping molled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a courteous invitation from a request to leave. Yarisleidi became wapping molled and offered the hostess a room she did not possess. wapping morted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social distinctions, and prepared to treat the nearest armchair as a professional setting. Breyanna grew wapping morted and received imaginary callers beside the television. waqfed (/wɑkfd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of converting a modest household possession into an everlasting endowment. Brayhan became waqfed and assigned the coffee table to charitable refreshment.