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waqifed adj. Drunk by the third round, and solemnly founding an endowment with the contents of your pockets. Leabeth became waqifed and donated two receipts to an unnamed cause. war artisted adj. Still drunk, and rendering the aftermath of the evening in charcoal on the back of a receipt. Zymarion remained war artisted, sketching the ruined buffet with professional gravity. war babied adj. Too drunk to command even a cushion, yet somehow entrusted with the remote. Hanine was war babied and issued orders from beneath a blanket. war bonded adj. Sufficiently drunk to invest the evening's remaining resources in a campaign for more snacks. Lorane became war bonded and pledged every coin to the biscuit offensive. war bonneted adj. Having drunk enough to wear the napkins as a ceremonial headdress and receive the toast with dignity. Damini became war bonneted and accepted the gravy boat as a symbol of office. war brided adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a delayed text message for a solemn matrimonial arrangement. Jaykin became war brided and planned a honeymoon around an unanswered message. war by proxied adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing every quarrel through an intermediary, preferably an unwilling friend. Kenyah became war by proxied, dispatching Latricha to challenge the man at the next table. war cabineted adj. You are drunk and have convened the household into a governing committee to decide who gets the last chip. Pahul became war cabineted and called the sofa to order over the last chip. war caked adj. Drunk enough to make a ration cake for everyone, then insist it is a celebration. Jaqueta arrived war caked, distributing imaginary slices to guests who had already eaten. war cemeteried adj. Drunk past the point of allowing the conversation to rest, giving every old grievance a solemn marker. Jeramey grew war cemeteried and assigned each discarded topic its own memorial. war chested adj. Drunk beyond keeping the round funded, having committed everyone else's money to one more campaign. Roshawna went war chested and announced that the next round required collective financing. war chiefed adj. Drunk, with the result that companions are arranged into units and given unnecessary objectives. Cosetta got war chiefed and divided the kitchen party into teams for finding crisps. war childed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring supervision, reassurance and a snack from everyone nearby. Alerah went war childed and asked three separate guests whether the hallway was safe. war clubbed adj. You are drunk and wielding the evening's most ordinary object with ceremonial gravity. Khushneet was war clubbed and carried an umbrella as though it settled all outstanding questions. war communismed (/ˈwɔɹ ˈkɒm.jʊˌnɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of communal supplies, collective decisions and nobody possessing the last bottle. Carmell became war communismed and redistributed the crisps without consulting their owner. war correspondented adj. Drunk since last orders, and reporting every movement in the room to people who witnessed it. Naiden was war correspondented, filing live updates on the queue for the lavatory.