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war cried adj. Too drunk to speak normally, resorting to an exclamation intended to rally whoever remains. Honey-lou went war cried and summoned the table to finish a portion of chips. war crimed (/ˈwɔː kɹaɪmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and committing prosecutable conversational offences against anyone within range. Khalill got war crimed and cross-examined the landlord about the pub's music. war criminaled adj. Still drunk, and leaving companions to account for a series of indefensible remarks. Chazz remained war criminaled, while his friends quietly withdrew him from the birthday speech. war daddied adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the toughest person present as guardian of the entire party. Amariyana got war daddied and carried three coats despite having nowhere to put them. war danced adj. Having drunk more than the room can politely accommodate, celebrating victory over an argument nobody remembers. Claritza became war danced and performed triumphantly beside the table of strangers. war dogged adj. You have drunk enough to follow the group faithfully, including into rooms where you were not invited. Ahlia went war dogged and followed the departing guests through the wrong front door. war drummed adj. You are drunk and beating out a summons on tables, glasses and the patience of the company. Madeley arrived war drummed, producing a steady rhythm from the empty glasses. war economied adj. Of a drinker: reorganised around the efficient production, acquisition and consumption of further rounds. Swaraj became war economied and assigned friends to money, transport and crisps. war efforted adj. Of a drinker who has mobilised the whole company for a private campaign against sobriety. Abbagail was war efforted, recruiting everyone present to prolong an evening already finished. war elephanted adj. Describing a drinker who advances through company slowly, heavily and with several unwilling guides. Hossain became war elephanted, requiring four friends to steer him past the tables. war establishmented adj. The state of being drunk and equipped with far more friends, coats and unfinished drinks than required. Aldeen was war establishmented, with spare scarves and two reluctant escorts assigned. war filmed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the gathering into a low-budget account of past battles. Cyprian got war filmed and reenacted the argument beside the actual people involved. war footinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a readiness to undertake hostilities with the umbrella stand. Salaam became war footinged and arranged the chairs in defensive positions. war friesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring mayonnaise, peanut sauce, and onion before proceeding. Biaggio became war friesed and requested all three sauces without further discussion. war gamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a small exercise involving the tables and two opposing queues. Pollie was war gamed by closing time and assigned the bar stools separate objectives. war gardened adj. The drunkenness of one who has mobilised the window box for victory and planted nothing edible. Maysie became war gardened and requisitioned the parsley for the national effort.