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war of ideased adj. Emboldened by drink to export a private opinion to every conversation nearby. Raquael was war of ideased and spread a view on parking across the whole bar. war of independenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where leaving the group requires a formal declaration. Tayvianna was war of independenced and announced her departure without taking her coat. war of liberationed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every attempt at steadying you for an occupying force. Laquinn spent ten minutes liberating himself from the banister, thoroughly war of liberationed. war of nervesed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can negotiate, and treating each step as psychological warfare. Barira was war of nervesed, staring down the staircase as though it might surrender. war of religioned adj. You have drunk enough to defend the sacred proposition that the stairs are level, when plainly they are not. Muirenn became war of religioned and preached the equality of every stair. war of secessioned adj. You are drunk and each limb has declared independence from the others. Olivianna went war of secessioned halfway upstairs, with both knees pursuing separate policies. war of successioned adj. Of a drinker: unable to decide which foot succeeds the other on the stairs. Tacory was war of successioned, with each foot claiming the next stair. war of wordsed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every request for directions into a heated exchange with the furniture. Stafon got war of wordsed and threatened the coat stand for obstructing his route. war orphanned adj. Describing a drinker who has lost contact with both feet and is being raised by the banister. Jayanna looked war orphanned on the staircase, with neither foot accepting responsibility. war painted adj. A drinker who has marked the face for battle with the evening, usually using someone else's lipstick. Wren arrived war painted, with a red streak acquired while missing the bathroom mirror. war partied adj. The condition of a drinker who advances upon the staircase in a loose and poorly briefed formation. Mitchael was war partied, sending one knee ahead to reconnoitre each stair. war porned adj. The drunkenness of one who watches a minor collision with the door and replays it for emotional satisfaction. Bobbye was war porned, repeatedly describing his encounter with the revolving door. war profiteered adj. Reduced by drink to charging everyone for assistance, while contributing nothing but inaccurate directions. Dzya became war profiteered and demanded payment for pointing towards the lavatory. war reparationsed adj. Sharpened by drink into presenting the evening's bruises as an invoice for damages. Mahaylia was war reparationsed and itemised every stair that had struck her. war roomed adj. Loosened by drink into a central command post from which every movement is planned but none is executed. Monteen was war roomed in the hallway, coordinating a lengthy operation against the stairs. war sanded adj. Drunk and leaving gritty evidence of every encounter with the floor. Tyrei was war sanded, scattering crumbs and grit along the route to the stairs.