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war siu gaied adj. Drunk enough to move like battered chicken being carried uncertainly from the kitchen. Mykelti was war siu gaied, crisp at the edges and unreliable on the stairs. war storied adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble acquires a detailed account and a named witness. Caudie was war storied, recounting the banister incident before reaching the landing. war su gaied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a supper plate from a suitable handrail. Jalonnie was war su gaied and tried to carry the banister away for seasoning. war sui gaied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the crunchy coating is on the dinner, not on the floor. Alwin was war sui gaied and inspected the carpet for evidence of almonds. war timed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats an ordinary evening as a national emergency with a timetable. Arnettie got war timed and allocated the remaining crisps according to imagined shortages. war to the knifed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the staircase a mortal contest between one foot and the next. Jelan went war to the knifed on the stairs, treating each landing as a final duel. war tourismed adj. Drunk, with the result that a familiar route home becomes an educational tour of former disasters. Yorkabel was war tourismed, pausing at each stair to describe its historical significance. war tubaed adj. A drinker who sounds the alarm at every approaching coat, taxi, and final round. Lenis went war tubaed when the barman announced last orders to the wrong table. war veteranned adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey home is recounted as a campaign. Terran got war veteranned before leaving, describing the walk to the taxi rank as a strategic withdrawal. war wagonned adj. The state of being drunk and conveyed home with considerable protection and very little speed. Flona went war wagonned after last orders, escorted slowly towards the waiting minicab. war whooped adj. The condition of a drinker who announces each new round as though summoning troops. Vanden became war whooped when the crisps arrived and demanded another round for the regiment. war widowed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the party to last orders and remains behind with the coats. Omaris looked war widowed when the final glasses were collected and everyone found their scarves. war worked adj. Softened by drink into treating the evening's supporting tasks as a national service. Khirey got war worked and organised everyone's coats before attempting the journey home. war workered adj. Emboldened by drink to perform useful duties nobody has requested, particularly after last orders. Yolandia got war workered and escorted strangers towards the station with great official purpose. war zoned adj. Drunk to the point where the space between pub and taxi rank requires negotiated passage. Joney became war zoned between the bar and the cloakroom, unable to cross without support. war-dialinged adj. Drunk past the point of ringing every number in search of someone who can arrange the journey home. Moudie got war-dialinged and called half the address book for a taxi already waiting outside.