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WTFeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing blatant absurdity with the calm assurance of a sensible plan. Alucard got WTFeried and proposed storing the bicycles in the bath. WTG'd adj. Drunk beyond generating considerable power while remaining of no practical assistance to anyone. Tramine was WTG'd, producing energy enough for three speeches and no useful conclusion. WTI'd adj. You have drunk enough to wake with the value of yesterday's crude oil in your mouth. Heywood was WTI'd by nine, pricing his coffee against an invisible market. WTK'd adj. Still drunk, and deploying elaborate wireless solutions to problems requiring only a door handle. Sumedh went WTK'd and tried to connect the umbrella to the television. WTQ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring every movement by the force it delivers at the feet. Montario went WTQ'd and judged the dance floor by the impact of each step. WTS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making ambitious decisions with the confidence of someone who has not examined their consequences. Renuka got WTS'd and bought a rowing machine after seeing one advert. WTV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole week is laid out before you, and every appointment is now urgent. Deisi got WTV'd and rearranged Shanetha's evening around a forgotten Tuesday appointment. WUBA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a uniform from a personal mandate, and determined to enforce both. Almatine went WUBA'd and inspected the pub's exits as though on parade. WUI'd adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the unstable boundary between urban infrastructure and surrounding wilderness. Hellon was WUI'd, half in the taxi and half in the shrubbery. WVO'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a countable quantity of recycled sustenance, suitable chiefly for combustion. Ilesh was WVO'd and insisted the kitchen could profitably run on his remaining energy. WVRAAM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes short-range aerial combat seem a reasonable conversational model. Demita was WVRAAM'd and launched brief remarks across the table. WVTR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to transmit the evening through every available layer, including the duvet and the morning-after silence. Felicja was WVTR'd, and the smell of last night's lager had reached the clean towels. WW'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private disagreement a conflict involving every major nation present. Sundara went WW'd over the playlist and sought allies among people waiting for the cloakroom. WWA'd adj. Softened by drink into a portable timepiece that issues warnings about the kettle and advisories about the sofa. Kennedii became WWA'd and announced a watch over the cooling chips. WWAN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to address a wider territory than the assembled company can reasonably cover. Marylynne got WWAN'd and attempted to settle an argument involving people in three pubs. WWOOFered adj. You are drunk and volunteering your balance to any available surface. Rosalie was WWOOFered and worked her way upstairs by leaning on the walls.