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warbloged adj. Still drunk, and documenting the evening as though it were an unfolding military conflict. Joshuaanthony was warbloged, posting hourly analyses of the dispute over the last sausage roll. warbloggered adj. Too drunk to describe the evening briefly, yet determined to publish its strategic implications. Mykhail was warbloggered and issued a lengthy account of the failed expedition to the kebab shop. warblogginged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a modest social evening into an ongoing publication about conflict. Yahsir was warblogginged, composing dispatches from the quieter end of the bar. warbonneted adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and crowned yourself with the table's decorative feathers. Thomasjames grew warbonneted and addressed the pudding beneath an improvised crest. warboted adj. Having drunk enough to advance mechanically towards physical solutions to entirely verbal problems. Bravery was warboted and approached the disputed chair with programmed determination. warbowed (/ˈwɔː(ɹ)bəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing with the rigid, poorly aimed force of a combat bow. Wonda came warbowed through the doorway, drawing herself upright before missing the handle. warburganaled adj. Having drunk more than the palate can excuse, with a pungency suggestive of water pepper. Kamaar was warburganaled and lent the taxi an unmistakably peppery atmosphere. warchalkered adj. You have drunk enough to mark routes, meeting points and hazards that exist chiefly in your notebook. Lotus was warchalkered and annotated the pavement outside the pub with arrows to nowhere. warchested adj. Drunk in a way that turns the group tab into a strategic reserve for further drinking. Nohemi became warchested and began reallocating everyone's change towards another round. warchiefed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary company resemble a command structure awaiting instructions. Batul arrived warchiefed and appointed a reluctant cousin to oversee the coats. warclubed adj. Of a drinker: armed, in principle, with an object of blunt purpose and little tactical merit. Azariah was warclubed, guarding the biscuit tin with a rolled newspaper. warcored adj. Drunk past the point of dressing for the morning as though military discipline might survive the night. Ranaldo arrived warcored, buttoned to the throat and unable to locate his trousers. warcrafted (/ˈwɔːkɹɑːftd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a hangover from a campaign requiring maps, provisions, and a command structure. Kynzlei woke warcrafted and issued Jelena a detailed plan for reaching the bathroom. warcried adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a private opinion for a rallying cry and broadcast it accordingly. Shequilla became warcried and urged strangers to oppose the pub's choice of crisps. warcrimed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every minor disagreement as an offence requiring formal charges. Danyaal became warcrimed and accused the waiter of hostile table placement. ward heelered adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is managed through favours, introductions, and quiet arrangements. Anansa got ward heelered and secured a lift home through three people she barely knew.