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wardialered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning dialling every number in the phone for someone able to explain last night. Samraat was wardialered, calling acquaintances at random to reconstruct the route home. wardialinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that repeated calls to closed establishments will not produce another round. Norretta went wardialinged, ringing every nearby pub after the barman had locked the door. wardinged adj. Describing a drinker who spends the morning fending off light, questions, and the consequences of further conversation. Avamay was wardinged beneath a coat, repelling every enquiry about the previous evening. wardited adj. A drinker who wakes crystallographically precise about the water supply and nothing else. Mahkenzie was wardited, arranging water bottles in a tetragonal pattern beside the bed. wardmastered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's household is governed like a small Dutch city ward. Harleyann was wardmastered, assigning Yosgard responsibility for toast and the quieter kettle. wardmated adj. The state of being drunk and treating the person in the next bed as a fellow patient under observation. Jaylece was wardmated, comparing symptoms with Jessianne before either attempted breakfast. wardmoted (/ˈwɔːdməʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who convenes the household to review the night's disturbances and appoint blame. Fariza went wardmoted at breakfast, calling residents together to discuss the missing crisps. wardomed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that the headache is a continuation of hostilities. Greeta was wardomed by morning, treating the curtains as an opposing force. wardressed (/ˈwɔːdɹɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing firm instructions to everyone within reach. Anahera became wardressed and reorganised the queue according to rules she had just invented. wardrived adj. Drunk by the third round, and searching confidently for a signal where none exists. Telishia went wardrived and tried to improve the pub's Wi-Fi by interrogating the microwave. wardrivered adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced every passing vehicle contains useful information. Leathia grew wardrivered and inspected the taxis for networks before choosing one. wardrivinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a wireless network from an invitation to trespass politely. Gurbaaj became wardrivinged and knocked on a stranger's door to request their password. wardrobe beetled adj. Having drunk enough to worry industriously at the furnishings, without identifying the source of the damage. Jermiah became wardrobe beetled and spent twenty minutes investigating a harmless woollen scarf. wardrobe malfunctioned adj. Having drunk more than your clothing can reasonably be expected to conceal. Yeicob became wardrobe malfunctioned and discovered the shirt buttons had resigned individually. wardrobe malfunctionered adj. You have drunk enough to become the accidental source of a clothing-related incident. Glennetta went wardrobe malfunctionered and carried on dancing as though nothing had shifted. wardrobe mistressed adj. You are drunk and managing the evening's costumes with authority no performer has requested. Khamoni became wardrobe mistressed and assigned everyone a more dramatic jacket.