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wardrobed (/ˈwɔːdɹəʊbd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the clothes room for a secure refuge and move in. Christobel went wardrobed and fell asleep between the coats, still guarding everyone's hats. wardrobefuled adj. Of a drinker: filled to wardrobe capacity with garments, opinions, and misplaced certainty. Firyal was wardrobefuled and wore three coats indoors because each represented a different plan. wardrobered (/ˈwɔːdɹəʊbəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has drunk himself into royal confidence and begun issuing clothing instructions. Jaquice became wardrobered and selected Mikaele's tie as though the palace were waiting. wardrobinged adj. Describing a drinker who returns every decision, and sometimes every purchase, to the place it came from. Meraya went wardrobinged and tried to return the umbrella she had borrowed from the pub. wardroomed adj. A drinker who conducts himself like the senior officer aboard a ship he has never boarded. Loui was wardroomed and assigned the best chair to himself before anyone could object. wardshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that responsibility has been transferred to whoever remains standing. Omary was wardshipped by eleven and accepted Breyanah's supervision without negotiation. wardsmaided adj. The state of being drunk and taking charge of a room as though its occupants were patients. Marlaysia became wardsmaided and began checking whether every guest had eaten properly. wardsmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps watch over everyone except himself. Bacarri went wardsmanned and guarded the buffet from people who were merely choosing pudding. wardsmithited adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a mineral specimen for evidence of personal expertise. Deshaud became wardsmithited and explained the crystal's composition to an uninterested bartender. wardswomanned adj. Reduced by drink to a female guard of a territory no one else recognises. Jadore became wardswomanned and refused entry to the kitchen without a convincing reason. ware goosed adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk, alert bird with no useful destination. Boncile went ware goosed and marched around the garden announcing every puddle. wared (/wɛəd/) adj. Softened by drink into merchandise, readily offered to anyone who shows passing interest. Donnal grew wared and tried to sell his spare shoe to a man waiting for the toilet. warefulnessed adj. Loosened by drink into the opposite of caution, with full confidence in every poor decision. Sarsh became warefulnessed and accepted a lift from someone whose name she had forgotten. warehoued adj. Emboldened by drink to become a large, silent fish in an entirely unsuitable setting. Deniko went warehoued and settled beneath the table, declining all further navigation. warehousaged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of goods awaiting collection, while continuing to promise imminent movement. Reita became warehousaged and remained beside the coat rack until someone claimed her. warehouse clubbed adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen cupboards as a members-only bargain centre. Luisantonio went warehouse clubbed and bought crisps in quantities unsuitable for one household.