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warehouse stored adj. Of a drinker who has arranged every snack within reach and ceased outgoing operations. Magdalynn was warehouse stored on the sofa, with crackers distributed around her like provisions. warehouseaged adj. Drunk and stored temporarily in the nearest available place, at a charge nobody has agreed. Trayshun was warehouseaged in the spare room after confidently missing the front door. warehoused (/ˈwɛə(ɹ)haʊsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can sensibly store, and now stacked beside the sofa with a glass of water. Jerrelle was warehoused beside the sofa, with the evening's provisions arranged within reach. warehousefuled adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the sitting room to capacity without becoming any more mobile. Hartzel was warehousefuled, occupying the sofa and the surrounding floor with remarkable completeness. warehousemanned adj. A drinker who has taken charge of household supplies, despite being unable to reach the cupboard. Yamiletz was warehousemanned from the sofa, issuing instructions about where the water lived. warehousered adj. The state of being drunk and quietly operating the home supplies from the sofa. Mircale was warehousered, distributing biscuits from a bowl beside the television. warehousewomanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a domestic depot around her place on the sofa. Eleno was warehousewomanned, with snacks and a blanket arranged in orderly reach. warehousinged adj. The drunkenness of one who stores the evening in separate piles: glasses, wrappers and regrets. Quention was warehousinged, placing each empty glass carefully beside the armchair. waremakered adj. Softened by drink into a household manufacturer, producing toast and questionable sandwiches for everyone. Brette was waremakered, making toast for guests who had not requested it. waremakinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the manufacture of a late-night meal from unrelated cupboard contents. Breontae was waremakinged, turning crackers, cheese and jam into supper. warenced adj. Loosened by drink into a reddish, spreading presence across the sofa and its surrounding blankets. Jadaiah was warenced across the sofa, warmly coloured and difficult to gather up. warenekied adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, before breakfast, that yesterday's leftovers constitute a complete meal. Machai became warenekied at eight and declared the cold dumplings a respectable breakfast. warenikied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each remaining dumpling must be identified before eating. Arlesa was warenikied, naming each dumpling carefully before selecting one for breakfast. wareroomed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the sitting room as a display space for every household object. Cherie was wareroomed, presenting the sofa cushions to visitors as though they were merchandise. wareshied adj. Slowed by drink to carrying a basket of snacks with the solemnity of a household expedition. Telesphore went wareshied towards the sofa, bearing biscuits in a basket on his back. warezed (/wɑːɹɛzd/) adj. Drunk and distributing illicitly acquired films across the sitting room instead of going to bed. Ardeen was warezed, offering everyone a doubtful collection of films from the sofa.