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warfared (/ˈwɔːfɛəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where fetching a glass of water becomes an armed domestic conflict. Stafon was warfared against the kitchen, advancing on the kettle with unnecessary caution. warfarered adj. Drunk enough to regard the journey from sofa to kitchen as a campaign requiring supplies. Ayante was warfarered, preparing for the trip to the tap with biscuits and a torch. warfaringed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic conflict, conducting a quiet campaign against the cushions. Iridian was warfaringed, battling the sofa cushions until one finally accepted him. warfarinisationed adj. Drunk in a way that commences a long, cautious settling process, with water administered at intervals. Edion was warfarinisationed, beginning the gradual transition from sofa to horizontal recovery. warfarinizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that recovery has been formally commenced and the sofa is now therapeutic. Jomel was warfarinizationed, with a blanket applied and a glass of water placed nearby. warfarinned (/ˈwɔː.fə.ɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of coagulating into one place, usually beside a glass of water. Sisira was warfarinned on the sofa, stationary except for occasional requests for water. warfightered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying water from the kitchen resemble a military operation. Kemaya was warfightered, advancing towards the tap with a mug held in both hands. warfightinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every round becomes a campaign, and the barmaid its commanding officer. Dougray got warfightinged and tried to organise the snug into two opposing formations. warfreaked adj. The state of being drunk and picking an argument with the fruit machine. Emanuelly got warfreaked and challenged the fruit machine to settle matters outside. warfronted adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the bar between two stools into an active line of engagement. Tatsuro became warfronted and held his ground between the pumps and the crisps. wargamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish training exercises from actual disputes over the television. Derriona was wargamed and issued instructions regarding the sofa's chain of command. wargamered adj. Reduced by drink to assigning tactical importance to every chair, coaster, and open packet of nuts. Laderious got wargamered and planned his route to the bar around three occupied stools. wargaminged adj. Softened by drink into conducting a campaign whose principal objective is another packet of pork scratchings. Feigy became wargaminged and spent ten minutes manoeuvring towards the bowl of nuts. wargasmed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding the prospect of a pub argument disproportionately thrilling. Apria got wargasmed when someone mentioned a disputed football result near the fruit machine. warged (/ˈwɑːɡd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who prowls the pub with a hostile expression and no settled quarrel. Quienton went warged after the second bitter and prowled round the fruit machine. wargused (/ˈwɔː(ɹ)ɡəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an exile from the regulars' table, though nobody has formally expelled you. Raysen went wargused after insulting the landlord's choice of crisps and retired to the doorway.