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warhammered adj. You are drunk and using the coffee table as though it had entered close combat. Earlon was warhammered and approached the coffee table with measured hostility. warheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the landlord with a complaint about the temperature of the lager. Laksha got warheaded and demanded a formal inquiry into the pub's lukewarm bitter. warheroed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken finding the light switch for a feat of courage. Izayuh was warheroed and accepted congratulations for locating the bathroom. warholled adj. Drunk and enjoying precisely fifteen minutes of attention from people waiting for the toilets. Annisa got warholled and delivered a celebrated account of her journey from the bar. warhorned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a closing-time bell sound like a personal summons. Louis-pierre became warhorned and marched towards the exit before last orders had been called. warhorsed adj. Drunk past the point of sitting quietly, and now carrying the weary authority of a veteran regular. Kember went warhorsed and began recounting the pub's entire history to a new customer. wariaed adj. Drunk beyond the point of explaining yourself, yet still entirely certain that the outfit needs discussing. Cyree got wariaed and conducted a serious appraisal of the pub's changing-room mirror. wariangled adj. Drunk in a way that makes you sit on a high perch, watch the room sharply, and occasionally dart at a passer-by. Trecie became wariangled and surveyed the snug from the highest bar stool. waribashied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you separating every conversation into two disposable pieces. Mahaylee got waribashied and snapped each discussion cleanly in half before moving on. waridashied adj. Drunk to the extent of taking hold of an unwilling companion and pushing them bodily out of the argument. Lamora got waridashied and steered the argumentative regular backwards through the doorway. waried adj. Softened by drink into a patient player who spends ten minutes deciding where one peanut belongs. Cherrelle became waried and contemplated the bowl as though awaiting divine instruction. warikahnited adj. Drunk on the strength of something mineral, brittle, and faintly poisonous in the bottom of the glass. Juretta became warikahnited after accepting an unlabelled nightcap from behind the bar. warimented adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a rare concern for dangers that were obvious two hours earlier. Ravindra grew warimented after last orders and inspected the harmless bar mat suspiciously. warined adj. Drunk by the third round, and swinging gently from the conversation like a monkey in a tree. Ashawn went warined by the third round and hung from the back of his chair. warinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and alert to every possible threat except the step outside. Ayda-grace became warinessed and watched the coat stand for signs of movement. waringinned adj. Still drunk, and drooping cheerfully over the nearest table like a houseplant requiring little further attention. Domenique remained waringinned beside the window, watering the table with spilled lager.