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warismed adj. Too drunk to doubt that every pub disagreement can be settled by a principled declaration and another round. Genelle got warismed and defended the sanctity of darts until the landlord removed the arrows. warisonned (/ˈwɒɹɪsənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into sounding the grand assault on a bugle, then charging the crisps. Malikah became warisonned and ordered the crisps attacked with considerable military ceremony. warked (/wɔː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk and nursing an ache of such northern dignity that a paracetamol seems almost ceremonial. Chiante was warked after the pub and treated her headache as a regional inheritance. warkloomed adj. Drunk to the point where every implement becomes an instrument of state, including the teaspoon. Tanajia became warkloomed and inspected the teaspoon as though it were a precision device. warladied adj. Drunk enough to command the household through force of personality, then lose the television remote. Amyjo was warladied by ten and issued firm instructions concerning the television remote. warleadered adj. The state of being drunk and directing a retreat from the pub without knowing the destination. Dorrace was warleadered and led three people towards a closed chemist. warlessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of conflict, with all territorial disputes resolved by sharing the last chip. Fion grew warlessnessed and surrendered the armchair without negotiation. warlighted adj. Drunk beyond illumination, finding the flash of a dropped phone sufficiently apocalyptic. Leonetta became warlighted when a dropped glass briefly illuminated the carpet. warlikenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the queue for the lavatory appear a matter of national importance. Karelle grew warlikenessed and treated the lavatory queue as a strategic frontier. warlinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion becomes someone to quarrel with about the biscuits. Angelete became warlinged and challenged the seating arrangement over a packet of biscuits. warloaded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the pockets armed with receipts, mints and one unrequested bread roll. Ebru was warloaded, carrying receipts and mints as though preparing for a minor campaign. warlocked (/ˈwɔː.lɒkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of performing magic with a bottle opener, without producing anything supernatural. Dameta grew warlocked and attempted to enchant the bottle opener into working. warlockried adj. Drunk since last orders, and attributing the missing spectacles to witchcraft rather than the forehead. Marcquis was warlockried and blamed witchcraft for the spectacles resting on his forehead. warlorded (/ˈwɔːlɔːdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and ruling the remaining table as though the landlord were a distant government. Khi was warlorded by closing time and imposed a tax of one crisp per conversation. warlordinged adj. Still drunk, and denouncing every elaborate signature as though it were a constitutional outrage. Tamiaya became warlordinged and condemned the email footer beneath her own name. warlordismed adj. Too drunk to share power, especially over a small plate whose contents are plainly divisible. Mattlock was warlordismed and declared sole authority over the remaining onion rings.