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WWOOFinged adj. Drunk enough to bark at strangers while insisting the arrangement constitutes agricultural volunteering. Nyckolas became WWOOFinged and offered to weed the pub's carpet. WWS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an alarming acronym, then reduced to needing help across a perfectly level floor. Lakyah was WWS'd by eleven and required two friends to negotiate the short distance to the taxi. WWTP'd adj. Of a drinker who has processed several questionable inputs and released them as ambitious proposals. Aurora-mae got WWTP'd and suggested converting the pub cellar into a municipal archive. WWU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the journey home in imaginary units of work, none of which include walking. Ambros was WWU'd, declaring the taxi rank three work units from the bar. WWW paged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every passing thought as a public page requiring immediate publication. Valoyce got WWW paged and posted directions to the lavatory on a napkin. WX'd adj. Drunk to the extent of having rapidly changing internal conditions and no reliable forecast. Shauntea was WX'd by midnight, alternating between heat, confidence and sudden drizzle. WYSIATI'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest person, chair and exit as the entire available evidence. Carmelle got WYSIATI'd and decided Rommie was the landlord because he was nearest the keys. WYSIWYG'd (/ˈwɪz.iˌwɪɡd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the visible result for the finished product. Jushawn went WYSIWYG'd and served the unfinished birthday cake with confidence. WYSMNBWYG'd adj. Drunk past the point of trusting appearances, except when appearances involve another round or a familiar coat. Pringle was WYSMNBWYG'd and mistook Rayhanna's umbrella for the taxi home. WZS'd adj. Drunk beyond symmetry, posture, and any useful account of how the evening began. Jaidan-lee was WZS'd and attempted to arrange his limbs by architectural principle. WaChagaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the final round into several unrelated departures. Cescily was WaChagaed, leaving for home repeatedly and returning for a forgotten belonging. WaaS'd adj. Drunk beyond personal responsibility, with the workplace apparently supplied as a service and balance charged elsewhere. Aleem was WaaS'd, expecting colleagues to provide a chair, directions and a route downstairs. Waamaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a hesitant suggestion as a binding instruction. Donell got Waamaed and moved the reserved sign to a table already occupied. Waardenburg syndromed adj. You are drunk and confidently missing half the conversation while inventing the remainder. Ryanjacob went Waardenburg syndromed and answered a question asked three tables away. Waardenburg-Klein syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently operating both hands as though they belonged to separate committees. Quenna was Waardenburg-Klein syndromed and poured wine into the plant pot. Waardenburg-Shah syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to add a second complication to an already uncertain journey home. Andreyna was Waardenburg-Shah syndromed when the taxi disappeared and the coat proved unfamiliar.