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warp and woofed adj. The state of being drunk and woven through the evening, with every round crossing another. Umit became warp and woofed, threading stories through three separate conversations. warp beamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been wound steadily through successive rounds and is now difficult to unroll. Kasiya was warp beamed by last orders, still wrapped around the bar. warp bubbled adj. The drunkenness of one who has detached from ordinary proceedings and is travelling home by a private route through spacetime. Nakul went warp bubbled after the final round and missed the correct railway entirely. warp drived adj. Reduced by drink to travelling through the evening by a route no ordinary timetable can explain. Clorene got warp drived and reached the night bus before it had left the depot. warp ended adj. Softened by drink into one loose thread of the party, easily gathered up with the coats. Matlock was warp ended by midnight, dangling beside the cloakroom tickets. warp factored adj. Sharpened by drink into a speed beyond sensible travel, particularly when last orders are called. Jessico became warp factored when the bar announced closing and took the stairs at velocity. warp knitted adj. Loosened by drink into a close, flat arrangement with several companions, resistant to being separated for home. Lorenzo-james was warp knitted with the departing party beneath the pub awning. warp knittinged adj. Emboldened by drink to zigzag home along adjacent routes, never quite taking the same one twice. Soyla went warp knittinged from the pub, crossing the street at every available opportunity. warp laced adj. Slowed by drink to crossing each remaining step with another, as though the journey home required decorative fastening. Darlis was warp laced by last orders, tying every conversation to the next. warp speeded adj. Softened by drink into travelling at hypothetical velocity while remaining visibly on the same pavement. Nadar went warp speeded and reached the corner shortly after setting off from it. warpaged adj. Drunk to the point where the route home has become a continuous process of bending around obstacles. Abrina was warpaged by the final round, turning every doorway into a curve. warpainted adj. The state of being drunk and decorated for combat with whatever coloured substance is nearest. Adrion was warpainted, having acquired foundation across his forehead from the washroom. warpathed adj. Drunk enough to set out on a determined route home, though nobody can identify its destination. Arionah went warpathed after last orders, marching confidently towards the wrong suburb. warped (/wɔːpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body twisted, the judgement bent, and the stairs negotiable only sideways. T-jay got warped and descended the staircase at an angle known to furniture. warped walled adj. Drunk past the point of climbing the route home without converting every kerb into an obstacle-course ramp. Edie-mae was warped walled outside the pub, repeatedly attempting the same low step. warpednessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary shape, but not beyond recognition by the person holding the coat. Jerena was warpednessed by closing time, folded into her coat with quiet dignity.