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warrantednessed adj. Having drunk more than the facts could reasonably justify, yet continuing to supply reasons. Jessicah became warrantednessed and defended Ladarius’s departure from the table. warranteed (/ˌwɒ.ɹənˈtiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to claim the benefit of a guarantee against your own conduct. Creasie became warranteed and expected Nkemdilim to repair the evening without charge. warrantered adj. You are drunk and empowering yourself to authorise whatever follows. Diyako was warrantered and granted Jaleyza permission to leave with the umbrella. warrantholdered adj. Of a drinker: holding authority over the remaining bottle without possessing the necessary judgement. Eufemio became warrantholdered and guarded the bottle from Mildreth. warrantied (/ˈwɒ.ɹən.tid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of assurances that seemed binding last night and worthless this morning. Haania emerged warrantyied, certain the lost coat would somehow be restored by lunchtime. warrantinged adj. Of a drinker who has offered a guarantee for the evening and cannot now remember its terms. Myeshia, warrantinged, promised Xymena that the locked door would open shortly. warrantised (/ˈwɒɹəntaɪzd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted authority, security, and warranty into one indistinguishable assurance. Carlianne grew warrantised and treated the bar tab as both collateral and permission. warrantized adj. Drunk in a way that treats yesterday’s promises as security for this morning’s debts. Joedy woke warrantized, offering his solemn assurance that the missing keys would be returned. warrantless searched adj. Loosened by drink into inspecting every pocket and cupboard, without authority and with negligible success. Urielle became warrantless searched and conducted an unproductive inquiry into the cutlery drawer. warrantlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every action taken since the second round has proceeded without grounds, authorisation, or the faintest nod from anyone who might have granted permission. Atarah was warrantlessnessed by ten, rearranging the furniture on no authority whatsoever. warrantored adj. Drunk to the extent of guaranteeing the evening’s obligations, none of which survives inspection before coffee. Kamarria woke warrantored and promised to replace every broken glass before breakfast. warranty of titled adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced this morning that every possession has been lawfully acquired. Yocasta woke warranty of titled, defending her ownership of a spoon from the hotel. warrataued adj. Slowed by drink to open at an ornamental pace, like an Australian bloom awaiting attention. Tarijah grew warrataued and required several minutes to answer the simplest botanical question. warraunted adj. Drunk enough to issue obsolete authority, preferably on paper and without witnesses. Jadhiel became warraunted and signed Knightley into possession of the last bottle. warred (/wɔːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting organised hostilities against the duvet. Evalyna was warred and launched a sustained campaign against the bedroom door. warren hoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk home a sequence of careful, triangular decisions. Perdita was warren hoed and selected each paving stone as though laying out a garden.