warriorshipped
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warriorshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying yourself as though the pub were a battlefield. Jalonte spent the final round issuing tactical orders about the crisps, thoroughly warriorshipped. warrioured adj. Describing a drinker who meets the morning’s ordinary discomforts with the bearing of a soldier. Gerilynn rose warrioured and confronted the washing-up without remembering its origin.
warrisonned adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a formal battle signal before crossing the room for another pint. Lanena grew warrisonned and sounded the advance towards the unattended peanuts. warroomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a control centre whose only active operation is standing up. Nya was warroomed, taking several minutes to approve the next step. warrued adj. Still drunk, and making a black-flanked leap at decisions better approached on foot. Krisslyn went warrued and attempted the wallaby-like shortcut across the flowerbeds. warsawed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible course from a large fish, and committed to both. Cordelro became warsawed and selected the aquarium as his route home. warshboarded adj. Drunk and rubbing every conversation into ridges, as though laundry might emerge cleaner. Oyindamola got warshboarded and scrubbed the same point until nobody knew what it was. warshipped (/ˈwɔːˌʃɪpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every disagreement as a naval engagement requiring immediate deployment. Lindamaria got warshipped and assembled the bar stools into a defensive fleet. warspeaked adj. Having drunk enough to issue military jargon for ordinary domestic decisions. Makhila went warspeaked and described fetching the coat as a coordinated extraction. warsuited adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can defend, yet proceeding as though equipped for combat. Dhruthi got warsuited and attempted negotiations with the locked bathroom door. wart hogged adj. A drinker so far gone that every useful thought becomes a blunt, tusked charge. Marri got wart hogged and charged the coat stand after mistaking it for an obstruction. wart snaked adj. You are drunk and moving through the conversation with aquatic patience and questionable direction. Suany went wart snaked and spent ten minutes navigating beneath the table conversation. wart-bitered adj. Of a drinker: confident enough to solve minor bodily problems with methods last seen in folklore. Karenlee got wart-bitered and offered to remove Temilayo's blemish with her teeth. warted (/wɔːtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small inconvenience as a permanent strategic growth. Shannetta became warted and blamed the extra coat on a long-term household development. warterned adj. Of a drinker who has processed six pounds of wool in one sitting and calls it preparation. Lerline became warterned and insisted the pub carpet required carding.
wartfaced adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the confidence to present every blemish as authority. Rakira got wartfaced and chaired the discussion despite having misunderstood its subject.
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