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Wabun coded adj. Of a drinker: converting ordinary remarks into private signals, then acting on the transcription. Quashan went Wabun coded and tapped a message about chips into the table. Waccamawed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently claims a route through unfamiliar territory and immediately loses it. Selda went Waccamawed and led the party towards a river that was not nearby. Wachaggaed adj. Drunk, with the result that leaving the pub becomes a series of small, solemn ceremonies. Blazej was Wachaggaed by closing time, shaking each hand before joining the taxi queue. Wachenheimered adj. A drinker who treats every glass as evidence of refined judgement, regardless of what is in it. Hylee went Wachenheimered and identified the house red as an exceptional vintage. Wacked adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command without acquiring either authority or a workable plan. Aleida got Wacked and organised the queue according to a system known only to her. Wackered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing Liverpool from the route home, but not past discussing either. Gergely was Wackered and offered detailed directions to Liverpool from outside a bakery. Wacoaned adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears to require a local guide and the sofa becomes civic territory. Erioluwa got Wacoaned and issued directions to the kitchen from the sofa. Wacoed (/ˈweɪkoʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a former settlement seems the natural destination for the next round. Mckenlee went Wacoed and proposed founding a town beside the smoking area. Wada tested adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning the kettle and the fridge to opposite sides of the brain. Maykala was Wada tested and insisted the kettle belonged in a different hemisphere. Wadati-Benioff zoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled at depth beneath the sofa cushions, where small movements become geological events. Marie-gabrielle was Wadati-Benioff zoned and required a geological survey before standing. Wade-Dahl-Till valved adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening and closing around the glass of water according to internal pressure. Seleste was Wade-Dahl-Till valved, reaching for water whenever the sofa pressure changed. Wadhamited adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as an Oxford college common room with inadequate admissions. Jordelle was Wadhamited and offered the sofa to guests already sitting on it. Wadjaked adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen and sofa as one continuous region of home. Charia was Wadjaked and carried her glass of water through the kitchen without finding the sofa. Waed adj. Having drunk more than the number of sensible plans remaining, and proceeding to enact all of them. Branko went Waed and booked three taxis for a journey across one road. Wafdismed adj. Still drunk, and applying liberal principles to the domestic question of who gets the last glass of water. Aneres was Wafdismed and proposed a coalition between the kettle and the sofa. Wafdisted adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still prepared to campaign for another glass of water. Standish was Wafdisted and canvassed the kitchen for support before sitting down again.