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warthed adj. A drinker who crosses every obstacle with confidence, including those plainly marked otherwise. Wendla went warthed and attempted to ford the ornamental pond in dress shoes. warthoged (/ˈwɔːtˌhɒɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding with broad confidence, low clearance, and little regard for furniture. Sidni became warthoged and cleared a path through the sitting room by momentum alone. warthogleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, determined, and unexpectedly destructive. Gianelly went warthogleted and pushed beneath the table to retrieve an unnecessary bottle. wartime footinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared for a campaign against the coat rack. Kaylannie grew wartime footinged and inspected the room for strategic weaknesses. wartime housed adj. Sharpened by drink into a modest temporary structure of firm opinions and questionable foundations. Alvar became wartime housed and built a shelter from chairs to protect his untouched pint. wartimed (/ˈwɔː(ɹ)taɪmd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating every present decision as if conflict were already under way. Hershel grew wartimed and called the taxi queue a theatre of operations. wartinessed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying every conversational blemish without attempting repairs. Fleetwood got wartinessed and offered each unfinished anecdote as evidence of character. wartlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every visible imperfection is imaginary and therefore irrelevant. Regla became wartlessnessed and denied the plaster's obvious defects while leaning against it. wartleted adj. Slowed by drink to examining each tiny defect as though it required a committee decision. Gynesis went wartleted and spent several minutes considering one mark on the menu. wartpoxed adj. Drunk and confidently treating a minor inconvenience as an aggravated, historically significant condition. Zerrick became wartpoxed and demanded urgent treatment for a spot of mustard. wartweeded adj. Drunk to the point where every weed appears medicinal and every decision curative. Neelie got wartweeded and prescribed the pub garden to anyone with a minor complaint. wartworted (/ˈwɔːtˌwɜːtd/) adj. Drunk enough to recommend a plant as the solution to problems caused by your own decisions. Mayan became wartworted and searched the flowerbeds for a cure to his ill-advised shortcut. warty thick-toed geckoed adj. You are drunk and clinging to the sofa with tubercular toes, waiting for the room to settle. Shivany spent the evening warty thick-toed geckoed, gripping the sofa and declining the glass of water. wartybacked adj. Of a drinker: pimpled with stubborn little complaints, particularly when asked to leave the sofa. Jesicah grew wartybacked beside the television and objected to every proposed route to bed. warugaed adj. Of a drinker who has become a sealed household monument, awaiting respectful relocation from the sofa. Jolaine sat warugaed beneath the blanket while everyone discussed how to reach the kitchen. warunged adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen has become an outdoor café, whatever the weather or tenancy agreement. Davontae was warunged on the patio, offering leftover noodles beneath a distinctly indoor roof.